Posted on 06/04/2013 6:14:01 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
Gitmo Offers 'Resume Writing' Class for Terrorists
June 3, 2013 - 4:45 PM By Elizabeth Harrington
(CNSNews.com) – The 166 terrorist detainees at Guantanamo Bay are offered a course in “interviewing and resume writing” as part of their indefinite stay at the prison camp.
Joint Task Force Guantanamo (JTF-GTMO) lists the variety of classes and activities it offers to the terrorist trainers, financiers, bomb makers, recruiters and facilitators who are housed at Gitmo.
Among them: “Interviewing and Resume Writing “and “Writing Success.”
The classes are part of “The Instructional Program” at Gitmo, which teaches literacy, English as a second language and art.
The prison that houses 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Muhammad, also offers prisoners a “Life Skills” class, “Computer Familiarity,” “Personal Health and Wellness,” and “Personal Finance and Business.”
Detainees at Gitmo can learn “Pashtu to English” or “Arabic to English.” They can also take “Art Classes in Camp 6,” a $37-million facility that has outdoor recreation areas.
The prison offers other programs for the terrorist prisoners, including “The Social Program” and “The Intellectual Stimulation Program.”
“The Social Program includes communal living, recreation and sports, communal meals and prayers, family phone calls and mail,” the Joint Task Force says. The prison also upgraded itself with a $750,000 soccer field for the detainees, last year.
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WTF are we doing? They’re TERRORISTS and MURDERERS. Just kill them.
Gitmo is TRUELY Bush’s FAULT! Should have PUMPED ALL of these BASTARDS for as much as you could then pumped a BULLET through there head and went on to the next one, rinse and repeat!
If only...
Obastard won’t allow military tribunals. He wants to bring to the US so that they will get millions of dollars of taxpayer money to buy the best lawyers they can get. He knows that much of the information they got was from enhanced stress interrogation techniques that would not be admissible in a US court. Obama would like nothing better than to sen them free and he is not above using the courts to do it.
What?????
Why not a couse in wills?
They’ll never stop fighting us because we are stupid and nobody respects stupid people.
Well the exit door on a C130..........
On their closed circuit television system, you can just imagine the promotions they’ll see.
1. You too can learn to blend in to America, so no one will know
2. Pan handling 101
3. How to locate jihad friendly businesses
4. Government sources of income for jihadist trainees
5. Government sources of income after your graduate from jihad U
6. Christian pastors that will support your efforts
7. Government contacts for public officials who won’t label your bombing a terrorist act
8. Attorneys on retainer at local mosques
9. How to contact friends from the old country in the U. S.
10. How to file complaints to take down Christians and their ideals
11. How to support the indoctrination of Western Children 101 - 111
All this and more...
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Post coup d’etat by the Islam and the MSM-DNC,
the Object is to let them win, to let them be transparent
and then weaponize them.
Languages
Can shout Allah Akbar in Farsi and Arabic
Next up.........life coaches. Whatever the hell that means. Amazing what some people pay for. Life coach? Puh-leeezzzz.
I know.
(Just mix-in some K+ into their “culturally-sensitive meal”, and viola, problem solved. Or a 230gr HP .45cal ACP to the skull. Just dreaming out-loud...)
Ah, yes — I’m sure that they teach a good terrorist always incorporates “action verbs” into their resume. Here’s a list:
detonated
exploded
strapped
destroyed
bombed
hijacked
attacked
kidnapped
hacked
rammed
planted
Any others? I’m sure we can look at the news and come up with a few more.
I agree however, nobody knew that 0bama had a gnat's ass of a chance of becoming POTUS and without 0bama at the helm this bullshit would have never come about!
We earned this debacle by voting that un-American a$$hole into office!
You forgot #12. Fun, Profit, and Jihad with
household chemicals.
Yep, sad
Slashed
Beheaded
Gutted
Terrorized
Sodomized
Disemboweled
Many more, natch.
LOL, yes I did...
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