Banquets that he attends require the replacement of all the silverware with plastic sporks...
He attends a international conference and an aircraft carrier must be stationed nearby to receive him, just in case...
Has there ever been another President who demanded this level of security? Not even der Schlickmeister thought in such grandiose terms about his own personal safety...
being sporked to death...horrible way to go!
IINM, when BJ Klintoon made speeches at US Military events, he had them all disarmed; either firearms collected and stored by SS, or mags and ammo removed and collected, until after he left. Wish I could find the article which revealed it.
at least he knows how much the country loves him