Skip to comments.Vladimir Tells Mr. Flexible to Go Jump in a Lake
Posted on 06/25/2013 5:30:44 AM PDT by EXCH54FE
It seems like just yesterday that Barack Obama sent a message to Vladimir Putin, via outgoing President Dmitry Medvedev, that after the 2012 election he'd have "more flexibility."
When discussing Syria in two-hour talks, neither Putin nor Mr. Flexible would budge. But then again, Putin shouldn't have had to budge, because he wasn't the one who bragged about being flexible.
Then after Mr. Flexibility and Mr. Ex-KGB both put in a bid for the fitness suite at the resort hosting the G8 summit, neither wanted to give up rights to the space, nor did they want to work out together. Obama not wanting to work out with muscleman tough guy Vladimir Putin is understandable. Although Obama claims to be flexible, macho Putin could lift him over his head, spin him around, and snap him like a dry twig. So Obama was smart to avoid rousing the Russian president's testosterone in close quarters.
The dissension was over use of the gym; Obama's lapdogs had requested it first, so the Russians backed down. After boasting about flexibility, one would think that Barry would have graciously relinquished his spot in the gymnasium and, for diplomacy's sake, allowed the Russian president to use the facility. Sulky child that he is, Barack Obama did not give up his spot, and chose to stay indoors in an air-conditioned fitness room, working out with a personal trainer.
Meanwhile, Putin swam in a cold Northern Ireland lake near the Co Fermanagh's Lough Erne hotel. Although the water in Fermanagh is icy, let us not forget that while Obama dribbles around the hardwood pretending to be a baller in his mom jeans, Vladimir Putin swims in Siberian rivers.
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I think Pooty Poot just gave our Metrosexual pres—ent an over-the-head wedgie, followed by pulling down his gym shorts in front of the world. Of course, The Won liked it.
>> Then after Mr. Flexibility and Mr. Ex-KGB both put in a bid for the fitness suite at the resort hosting the G8 summit...
Wouldn’t it be kewl if we could get ‘em in an amateur boxing match?
Talk about pay per view! I’d give a week’s pay to watch Putin mop the floor with the blue lipped Kenyan monkey.
It is a sad day when I have much, much more respect for the President of Russia than for the President of the USA.
I’ve ALWAYS had more respect for Putin than MOST of our politicians. . . Putin may be ruthless, but he’s honest about his ruthlessness. OUR Pols are afraid of looking bad.
Putin is like the Honey Badger. . . . (evil grin)
Indeed! Makes me wish we could borrow Putin for a while to run Congress.
No need to insult the monkeys.
Shoulda ‘shopped Putin onto the “Rumpel Minze” bear instead.
>> No need to insult the monkeys.
Yeah, sorry, my bad; any self-respecting mind-his-own-business monkey would be horrified at the comparison!
Since I’ve gotten to know a few Russians in China I learned that they’re not vain. They don’t wake up in the morning asking, “how can I be more popular?” If they don’t like you they’ll you. They’re not into the let’s agree to disagree mentality or let’s not argue because it isn’t polite concept. They either like you or they don’t, it’s that simple. So these guys know how to pimp slap Barry. GOPers failed because Obummer would threaten GOPers and they wilt but when you threaten Putin he’s like, “F-— you!” Putin is now playing jokes too like saying, “I dunno where’s Snowden I read about it in the newspaper.” Yep, that’s exactly what Barry said when they asked him about the IRS scandal.
>> If they dont like you theyll you.
Hmmm... “they’ll you”. seems to be a word missing. “Tell”? “Kill”? What? :-)
ROFL! Cartoon of the day! Says it ALL.
Obummer is too cowardly to call the Kremlin to demand Putin extradite Snowden back to the USA. But still it would be fun to hear that phone conversation, but Barry’s shaking in his tutu and he ain’t gonna make that call.
A true hard core Commie spy versus a lightweight Commie community organizer. It’s like an NFL linebacker taking on a PeeWee football running back.
And the problem is Obama will jump in the lake.