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Vladimir Tells Mr. Flexible to Go Jump in a Lake
American Thinker ^ | June 25, 2013 | Jeannie DeAngelis

Posted on 06/25/2013 5:30:44 AM PDT by EXCH54FE

It seems like just yesterday that Barack Obama sent a message to Vladimir Putin, via outgoing President Dmitry Medvedev, that after the 2012 election he'd have "more flexibility."

When discussing Syria in two-hour talks, neither Putin nor Mr. Flexible would budge. But then again, Putin shouldn't have had to budge, because he wasn't the one who bragged about being flexible.

Then after Mr. Flexibility and Mr. Ex-KGB both put in a bid for the fitness suite at the resort hosting the G8 summit, neither wanted to give up rights to the space, nor did they want to work out together. Obama not wanting to work out with muscleman tough guy Vladimir Putin is understandable. Although Obama claims to be flexible, macho Putin could lift him over his head, spin him around, and snap him like a dry twig. So Obama was smart to avoid rousing the Russian president's testosterone in close quarters.

The dissension was over use of the gym; Obama's lapdogs had requested it first, so the Russians backed down. After boasting about flexibility, one would think that Barry would have graciously relinquished his spot in the gymnasium and, for diplomacy's sake, allowed the Russian president to use the facility. Sulky child that he is, Barack Obama did not give up his spot, and chose to stay indoors in an air-conditioned fitness room, working out with a personal trainer.

Meanwhile, Putin swam in a cold Northern Ireland lake near the Co Fermanagh's Lough Erne hotel. Although the water in Fermanagh is icy, let us not forget that while Obama dribbles around the hardwood pretending to be a baller in his mom jeans, Vladimir Putin swims in Siberian rivers.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Russia
KEYWORDS: bho44; bhorussia; medvedev; obama; putin
Fully aware that Mr. Flexible is not flexible at all, Mr. Putin is responding by giving back to Obama what Obama dishes out and has all but told him to "go jump in a lake."
1 posted on 06/25/2013 5:30:44 AM PDT by EXCH54FE
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To: EXCH54FE

I think Pooty Poot just gave our Metrosexual pres—ent an over-the-head wedgie, followed by pulling down his gym shorts in front of the world. Of course, The Won liked it.


2 posted on 06/25/2013 5:33:08 AM PDT by tgusa (gun control: deep breath, sight alignment, squeeze the trigger .......)
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To: EXCH54FE

>> Then after Mr. Flexibility and Mr. Ex-KGB both put in a bid for the fitness suite at the resort hosting the G8 summit...

Wouldn’t it be kewl if we could get ‘em in an amateur boxing match?

Talk about pay per view! I’d give a week’s pay to watch Putin mop the floor with the blue lipped Kenyan monkey.


3 posted on 06/25/2013 5:33:13 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)
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To: EXCH54FE

It is a sad day when I have much, much more respect for the President of Russia than for the President of the USA.


4 posted on 06/25/2013 5:35:38 AM PDT by SolidRedState (I used to think bizarro world was a fiction.)
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To: sauropod

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5 posted on 06/25/2013 5:37:02 AM PDT by sauropod (Fat Bottomed Girl: "What difference, at this point, does it make?")
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To: EXCH54FE
Obama always offers two choices: My way or you can do it my way.
6 posted on 06/25/2013 5:37:07 AM PDT by JPG (Stay strong.)
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To: EXCH54FE
Where Super-Flexman Obama screwed up with the Russkies is that he didn't bow to them as he did to all
his muslim overlords, the Emperor of Japan, the mayor of Tampa, the Burger King, Colonel Sanders, etc.


7 posted on 06/25/2013 5:43:22 AM PDT by Iron Munro (From nobody to senator, to Conservative savior,)
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To: EXCH54FE
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8 posted on 06/25/2013 5:43:27 AM PDT by baddog 219
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To: SolidRedState

I’ve ALWAYS had more respect for Putin than MOST of our politicians. . . Putin may be ruthless, but he’s honest about his ruthlessness. OUR Pols are afraid of looking bad.

Putin is like the Honey Badger. . . . (evil grin)


9 posted on 06/25/2013 5:45:10 AM PDT by Salgak (http://catalogoftehburningstoopid.blogspot.com 100% all-natural snark !)
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To: SolidRedState
It is a sad day when I have much, much more respect for the President of Russia than for the President of the USA.

Indeed! Makes me wish we could borrow Putin for a while to run Congress.

10 posted on 06/25/2013 5:45:22 AM PDT by Marathoner (Sarah Palin is our Esther, for such a time as this)
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To: Nervous Tick

No need to insult the monkeys.


11 posted on 06/25/2013 5:46:18 AM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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To: baddog 219

Shoulda ‘shopped Putin onto the “Rumpel Minze” bear instead.


12 posted on 06/25/2013 5:48:19 AM PDT by Little Pig (Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.)
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To: longfellow

>> No need to insult the monkeys.

Yeah, sorry, my bad; any self-respecting mind-his-own-business monkey would be horrified at the comparison!


13 posted on 06/25/2013 5:48:37 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)
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To: Salgak

Since I’ve gotten to know a few Russians in China I learned that they’re not vain. They don’t wake up in the morning asking, “how can I be more popular?” If they don’t like you they’ll you. They’re not into the let’s agree to disagree mentality or let’s not argue because it isn’t polite concept. They either like you or they don’t, it’s that simple. So these guys know how to pimp slap Barry. GOPers failed because Obummer would threaten GOPers and they wilt but when you threaten Putin he’s like, “F-— you!” Putin is now playing jokes too like saying, “I dunno where’s Snowden I read about it in the newspaper.” Yep, that’s exactly what Barry said when they asked him about the IRS scandal.


14 posted on 06/25/2013 5:57:11 AM PDT by TexGrill (Don't mess with Texas)
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To: TexGrill

>> If they don’t like you they’ll you.

Hmmm... “they’ll you”. seems to be a word missing. “Tell”? “Kill”? What? :-)


15 posted on 06/25/2013 5:58:50 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)
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To: baddog 219

classic


16 posted on 06/25/2013 6:00:32 AM PDT by KSCITYBOY
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To: baddog 219

ROFL! Cartoon of the day! Says it ALL.


17 posted on 06/25/2013 6:00:38 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)
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To: baddog 219

Obummer is too cowardly to call the Kremlin to demand Putin extradite Snowden back to the USA. But still it would be fun to hear that phone conversation, but Barry’s shaking in his tutu and he ain’t gonna make that call.


18 posted on 06/25/2013 6:10:00 AM PDT by TexGrill (Don't mess with Texas)
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To: EXCH54FE

A true hard core Commie spy versus a lightweight Commie community organizer. It’s like an NFL linebacker taking on a PeeWee football running back.


19 posted on 06/25/2013 6:21:07 AM PDT by 762X51
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To: EXCH54FE

And the problem is Obama will jump in the lake.


20 posted on 06/25/2013 6:29:59 AM PDT by Williams (No Obama)
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To: EXCH54FE

Vs.


21 posted on 06/25/2013 6:32:16 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: EXCH54FE

I’m suffering some real cognative dissonance here, being a former cold war kid and now finding myself more often siding against our president and with an ex KGB agent.


22 posted on 06/25/2013 6:34:33 AM PDT by skeeter
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To: skeeter

I don’t get caught up on the ex-KGB thing.....back then they were the only game in town....Putin has many times disavowed Communism....he would have served the Tsar in the same capacity had they still been in power. He wants a strong Russia. I respect that...besides I’d rather have Russia controlling the Islamo-Fascists in Central Asia.


23 posted on 06/25/2013 6:36:18 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator
The bottom line is Obama and his gang of incompetent leftwing academics are a far, far greater threat to my country than Putin and the Russians are.
24 posted on 06/25/2013 6:44:54 AM PDT by skeeter
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To: EXCH54FE

I never thought I’d be cheering Russia over the US but then I never thought our government would intentionally destroy the country.


25 posted on 06/25/2013 6:57:42 AM PDT by bgill (This reply was mined before it was posted.)
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To: EXCH54FE

Pooty has no respect for our boy president and he shouldn’t. I wouldn’t be surprised to see Pooty give Zero a wedgie at their next meeting.


26 posted on 06/25/2013 7:06:39 AM PDT by KevinB (A country that would elect Barack Obama president twice is no longer worth fighting for.)
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To: tgusa

I guess GAY MARRIAGE IN RUSSIA is off the agenda for now?


27 posted on 06/25/2013 7:15:16 AM PDT by SC_Pete
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To: bgill

I’m just insanely jealous the Russian people have a president who loves them compared to how POSHITUS feels about us.


28 posted on 06/25/2013 8:19:00 AM PDT by txhurl (RNC 'voter suppression': attempting to limit each voter to ONE vote!)
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To: tgusa

Pooty Poot probably knows that he is dealing with a fraud who bamboozled the American people into voting for him, and he has no respect for him. Angela Merkel probably knows the same thing, hence the look of disgust on her face after his speech.


29 posted on 06/25/2013 8:54:28 AM PDT by goldi
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To: skeeter

I’m suffering some real cognative dissonance here, being a former cold war kid and now finding myself more often siding against our president and with an ex KGB agent.

It reminds me of the Six-Day War in the Middle East (1967), when some Arab was overheard saying, “Why can’t we have a Dayan?”


30 posted on 06/25/2013 10:26:21 AM PDT by eddiespaghetti ((with the meatball eyes))
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