Skip to comments.Joe Biden Claims Indian Relatives
Posted on 07/24/2013 6:40:36 AM PDT by Sub-Driver
oe Biden Claims Indian Relatives Daniel Halper July 24, 2013 8:04 AM
Vice President Joe Biden, speaking today at the Bombay stock exchange, claimed Indian relatives.
"Thank you all for giving me this opportunity. Its an honor to be back in India and to be here in Mumbai," Biden said to kick off his speech. "Off script for a second here, I was reminded -- I was elected to the United States Senate when I was a 29-year-old kid back in 1972, and one of the first letters I received and I regret I never followed up on it. Maybe some genealogist in audience can follow up for me, but I received a letter from a gentleman named Biden -- Biden, my name -- from Mumbai, asserting that we were related. (Laughter.) Seriously. Suggesting that our mutual, great, great, great, something or other worked for the East India Trading Company back in the 1700s and came to Mumbai.
"And so I was thinking about it, if that's true, I might run here in India for office. (Laughter.) I might be qualified. But Ive never followed up on it. But now that Im back for the multiple times, Im going to follow up to find out whether there is a Biden and whether were related. I hope hes in good standing if we are. (Laughter.)"
Biden also said that after this trip, he'd be able to return to Delaware and brag to the Indian-American community there.
Any weekend in Delaware -- we have a very significant and tight Indian-American community -- any weekend in Delaware, you can find the Delaware United Cricket Club competing. And now I have bragging rights. I will be able to go back and tell my friends who belong to that club that I visited the home of the best cricket team in the world. It will give me some reason to -- (applause). You won the International Cricket Council Championship.
And as an Irish American, it pleased my heart to see you beat Britain, England. (Laughter.) That's a joke, by the way, for the press. (Laughter.) I don't want to hear a headline: Biden at Odds with British Empire, you know? (Laughter.) But it does make me feel good. (Laughter.)
so...that crack he made about the 7-Eleven stores a few years ago is now okay?
He’s unclean and inarticulate.
Is he related to Elizabeth Warren?
Do Biden and Obama ever talk about anything other than themselves?
(Sorry, India - I've got nothing against you, but I've got to look out for me and mine first)
Did he use his 7-Eleven accent?
They forgot the part where Joe wants to prove to them that he’s part Indian and puts his hand in front of his mouth and takes it away....repeating this action over and over making “WOO WOO WOO” sounds.
Crack head Joe, a legend in his own mind.
Whoa, Joe. Be careful there. Claiming that you are Indian because an ancestor worked for the East India Trading Company is like claiming you are black because your ancestor owned a plantation. The white English who worked for the East India Trading Company weren't exactly gentlemen to the native populations they ruled over.
Does this mean that Joe will fire a couple of warning shots with his bow rather than a shotgun?
our mutual, great, great, great, something or other
now that Im back for the multiple times,
The guy just has a way with words...
Stand up, Sahib.
Biden is obama’s life insurance policy.
And just “No,” but even when Obama and Biden are talking about themselves, they are lying.
I was thinking toe tag and morgue.
My name is Mahatma Biden. I seek the way to Calcutta, please.
They made me eat Cow in the USA.
Bak-Sheesh! Years ago he told us he was the son of a Welsh coal miner.
The number of references to himself (I, me, my) in just this short article is amazing. A total obsession with his own sense of importance and gradiosity. Just like Obama.
His Indian name is chief running eagle.
He’s so full of crap he can’t get off he ground.
Dot and feather.
Churchill Ward and Elizabeth Warren are relations of his?
Dumb as a brick.
I have known some stupid people in all of my years on this planet but Plugs takes the prize!
I was elected to the United States Senate when I was a 29-year-old kid back in 1972
And he has been sucking at the Government tit ever since.
Dot not feather.....
Biden narrowly escapes monkey threat in India
Jul. 23, 2013 1:34pm Meredith Jessup
During Joe Bidens diplomatic trip to India this week or, as Biden may understand it, the largest 7-11 hes ever visited security personnel surrounding the vice president worked extra hard to protect him from a unique threat: monkeys.
Yes. Apparently there are a few people in India willing to listen to him blather. Maybe there was free food and booze.
From where? The Black Hole of Calcutta?............
Was he in India for a wedding?
Them “east Indians” were Limeys.
Biden said, “We’re the Fugawi.”
Obama wants to be king so he appointed a court jester.
“Somebody put a name tag on him and drop him off at the nearest bus stop..........”
My name is Vijay Biden. People call me Gunga Dumb.
That feller might'a said he's from Indy, mind you.
Claiming that you are Indian because an ancestor worked for the East India Trading Company is like claiming you are black because your ancestor owned a plantation. The white English who worked for the East India Trading Company weren't exactly gentlemen to the native populations they ruled over.
Sorry, but that's way too subtle for Joey the Genius.
probably better to just toe tag him and send the drunk back in the luggage compartment of the local airline
“You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking.” - Joe Biden
You gotta admit---Joe looks a heckuva lot better
with that bird on top his head than Johnny Depp did."
I have sometimes thought he looked Indian. Perhaps part mongoose or something...
Stand still, Joe.
He’s related to the Cleveland Indians.
It would be funny if there were not lasting consequences attached to this ongoing nightmare.