Obama Celebrates 52nd Birthday at Camp David (With Reggie Love, Bobby Titcomb, Mike Ramos...)

IBT ^ | 8/4/13 | Tom Porter

[jimbo123]

President Barack Obama celebrated his 52nd birthday on Sunday surrounded by friends at his Camp David retreat.

Obama kicked off his weekend on Saturday with a round of golf at Joint Base Andrews with friends from his childhood home of Hawaii, Chicago, where he lived before becoming president, as well as aides past and present.

It is reported that the winners of the game got to join Obama in the presidential helicopter while the losers had to take a long car ride to the retreat, in the Catoctin Mountains, Maryland.

[Coldwater Creek]

They didn’t?

[petitfour]

So he was conceived around the time Chicago and Texas stole the 1960 election from Nixon.

[maddog55]

Exactly, a gay ménage à trois.. ménage à quad if Moochelle joins in.

[Coldwater Creek]

IT has gotten where one can't let children or young people read Free Republic for all of the sex perversion.

[Two Kids' Dad]

Zerobama gets some more stretching of his meatspokes as a birthday present from Reggie and others.

Hey Zero and Moochelle, you two aren’t fooling anyone. Seriously.

[tumblindice]

If Camp David 2013 were a country song:

‘I Hate Every Bone In Your Body ‘cept Mine’, and,
‘Get Your Wagyu In The Fondue And Your Buns In Bed’
(It’s Pillow Bitin’ And Rump Wrasslin’ Time).
Cue dobro & steel guitar.......

[dandiegirl]

Haven’t seen the Mooch and Barry together in quite awhile. Hmmm... they only trot out that phoney marriage prior to elections.

[Zuse]

“..childhood home of Hawaii..”

I thought his “childhood home” was Indonesia.

What a bunch of dopers, mooselims and perverts.

People have told me B0 is a “great Daddy.” Real “Father of the Year” material. Funny how he never seems to have much time for the girls.

[hattend]

It is reported that the winners of the game got to join Obama in the presidential helicopter

It was going back to DC anyway. The taxpayers were not taken advantage of again. How about a jump on the bed in the Lincoln Bedroom.

[Kenny Bunk]

I fear that gossip-mongers such as yourself may make too much of the observed facts that Reggie and Barry spend 24/7 together, smooch and hold hands in public, went to Africa together, take golf lessons together, shoot hoops together, dress alike, or that Reggie used to live at the WH until the election of 2012 when he was spotted in a homo-porno flick. (Not to worry, as soon as Barry won, he was back in town after a series of out-of-town rendezvous.)

Get your gaydar readjusted. It is entirely possible that they are "just good friends." Besides, Michelle needs all those "girls only" vacations and shopping trips and it is good for her to know where her devoted hubby is when she's out of town.

And please, don't mention that queer ambassador he sent to ______________, _______________, _____________, etc. fill in the blanks

[Roscoe Karns]

haha I remember that. I was surprised they pulled it, it was rather tame. At least they let “tingling nodes” stand lol

[Reeses]

the winners of the game got to join Obama in the presidential helicopter

Marine One is now used as a party favor.