Yes, in a moment of brilliant analysis....a Socrates-moment. Bi-people will have sex with anyone and everyone.
But this strangely brings us to the political chatter. What exactly can you give a bi-person? They aren’t gay. No one is sure about the numbers. It’s often suggested that bi-folks are more about fetish options than than the idea of bi-stuff anyway.
The offering? A three-way marriage. That’s virtually the only thing that could be put on the table which would make them eternally happy. You can imagine the White House team sitting there, and this gets laid out on the table. It was almost impossible to get enough Democrats to buy up on this gay-marriage thing, but a three-person marriage? I doubt if fifty percent of all Democrats could buy into this. Half of them would draw the line and say that wasn’t really on their list of top priorities.
The brainwashed sheeple will say “If they love each other they should be able to marry”