Posted on 09/11/2013 10:42:28 AM PDT by neverdem
“Yes, doctor ... I have a very active sex life .... but I can’t prove it ... there aren’t any witnesses.”
Patient: “INFREQUENTLY.”
Doctor (taking notes): “Is that one or two words, sir?”
More LOVE-INT for Congress and the NSA
but they are exempt as are THEIR Staff
and THEIR mistresses and EVERYONE in
their Mosques and Harems (Moslems are not under ObamaCARE).
America is gone. al Qaeda is in charge.
Congress is drunk, whoring, and hated beyond their belief.
Which HHS would positively love; then they can shut down that office or monitor it heavier; to keep citizens safe you understand....
I don't know how much I'd want to know about his relationship with "Frank", what with the underwear stains and all.
Well, socialists are historically puritanical after the revolution. I’m not surprised that wildly sexually active people are going to be targeted for purge, lol!
Well, I can’t get into too much detail, but I do recall getting bent over twice recently: November 2008 and November 2012. Does that help?
As part of the Pre-Cana marriage preparation classes required to get married in the Catholic Church, my bride and I were at one point separated and asked a series of questions intended to establish our legitimacy and sincerity.
A nun actually looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Are you willing to have intercourse with this woman?”
Unable to resist, I flashed her a few quizzical looks, looked up at the ceiling, down at the floor, and then back at her before asking “Sister, may I please have a few minutes to think about that?”
Had to go to Confession later as they practically had to call the paramedics to come and revive her.
How about your dermatologist?
Or, your Santeria healer?/s
OBAMA WANTS YOUR SEXUAL HISTORY
That’s a book with just one chapter, likely not interesting to anyone else. Two virgins on their wedding day, about to celebrate 30 years next month.
Mine would be a leaflet, about the size of “Jewish Sports Legends.”
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What if you are having one of those 4-hour Viagra mishaps.....heh...
I was asked that on my last annual physical. I responded, “Do wet dreams count? Then the answer is yes. I had two wet dreams last night and I would have had a third except I fell asleep.”
Once the real medical conversation got focused on Type this and Leve that I stopped caring about the nonsense. My docs now know that my stock answer to questions about guns or sex is “Super-Soaker!”. Grins all around.
Just give wrong answers. For instance, for sexually active, answer “with animalls only”. For drug usage, “only since Elmer Fudd’s been in office”. For firearms, “muskets in use during Revolutionary War”. For religious questions, “I am a Mayan priest and I’m looking for a human sacrifice”.
That’ll mess up the NSA computers.
Or, "At this point, what difference does it make?"
... and every April 15th.
It’ll just get your records a psych review and subsequent gun confiscation.
Think of how it would throw a wrench into the works if everybody did that! I’m going to do my part.
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