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OBAMA WANTS YOUR SEXUAL HISTORY
Human Events ^ | September 11, 2013 | Betsy McCaughey

Posted on 09/11/2013 10:42:28 AM PDT by neverdem

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To: newbolt

Female Doctor: “ Sir, you will have to stop masturbating.”
Patient: “Why?”
Female Doctor: “Because I am trying to exam you.”


81 posted on 09/11/2013 11:56:37 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: Vigilanteman
"I just looked at him and said "It is down a little from the two or three times a day when I first got married." The look on his face was priceless.

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*snicker*

82 posted on 09/11/2013 11:59:29 AM PDT by hummingbird (Don't be afraid of the big words.)
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To: neverdem
Just don't answer if you are asked these things. As one other poster said, "they are going to be bored with my answers"; that, goes for me, too. But, this is none of their damned business, and I will not answer. I will not comply.

So, practice in front of your mirror, bored face, shrug shoulders, speak: "I dunno".

83 posted on 09/11/2013 12:00:07 PM PDT by LibertarianLiz
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To: CodeToad
"My answer will not be pretty: “I’ve been f****ing your wife and daughter. So I guess that’s multiple partners.”

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*snicker*

84 posted on 09/11/2013 12:02:04 PM PDT by hummingbird (Don't be afraid of the big words.)
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To: neverdem

When they ask me questions like that they leave themselves open to some wild answers.

Ask me if I am sexually active and I will ask them if they are making me an offer.


85 posted on 09/11/2013 12:05:40 PM PDT by Venturer ( cowardice posturing as tolerance =political correctness)
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To: Buckeye McFrog
LOL! BTW, thanks for the insight into Catholic marriage protocol. The divorce rate might not be so high if a few more denominations did the same.

Marriage is serious business. Way too many people put far more thought into buying a car than in selecting a spouse.

And nothing cheapens marriage more than homo marriage.

86 posted on 09/11/2013 12:06:08 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: TangoLimaSierra

I’d settle for just his past history. 6 years and the frauds in the socialist democrat party are still pretending he was eligible to run. Birth Certificate, SS# and Draft Card all as phony as a three dollar bill. But, Shh, it’s mean to bring up this fact because he’s OF COLOR.


87 posted on 09/11/2013 12:10:08 PM PDT by spawn44 ( MOO)
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To: neverdem

communist democrats seem to be as obsessed with sex as much as any teenage male. Obviously they never grew up.

Let my female PA ask those questions of me on my next visit, she will regret it.


88 posted on 09/11/2013 12:12:52 PM PDT by Wurlitzer (Nothing says "ignorance" like Islam! 969)
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To: G Larry
"Always answer “No” and “None” to intrusive questions.

Don’t make yourself a target by responding FU...

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What if you were treated for a drug problem years ago but say "no" to drugs now, what happens? Maybe the drugs were years and years ago and the question is about current use. Will they go through your whole report to make sure there are no discrepancies?

What if you forget something; accidentally leave something out?

89 posted on 09/11/2013 12:14:53 PM PDT by hummingbird (Don't be afraid of the big words.)
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To: dfwgator

Yeah. I got it;-{)


90 posted on 09/11/2013 12:16:18 PM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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To: neverdem

Well, doctor, I get screwed every day. By the Federal government.


91 posted on 09/11/2013 12:16:46 PM PDT by TigersEye (Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
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To: neverdem

yawn!!....tell them anything that comes to your mind....if your situation is a yes, then frame your answer as a no....


92 posted on 09/11/2013 12:16:56 PM PDT by B212
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To: 1rudeboy
"If a nurse asks me if I’m sexually active, I’ll ask what she’s offering."

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*snicker*

Doctor please, I hope you are talking about dinner and a movie first!

93 posted on 09/11/2013 12:19:09 PM PDT by hummingbird (Don't be afraid of the big words.)
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To: neverdem

And we don’t want his...


94 posted on 09/11/2013 12:21:33 PM PDT by tips up (Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.)
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To: CodeToad
"OBAMA WANTS YOUR SEXUAL HISTORY"

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Do the college years count, because that's going to make a difference.

Heh.........

95 posted on 09/11/2013 12:21:48 PM PDT by hummingbird (Don't be afraid of the big words.)
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To: B212

Obama probably figures that within a few weeks this policy will identify an additional 4,373 Clinton bimbos that his peeps will be able to throw back at Hillary in ‘16.


96 posted on 09/11/2013 12:22:48 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: EQAndyBuzz
"Amazing what a few million N/A will do to a data field. And knowing the government the “/” will not be flagged as a non character."

What if you carry an awesomely strong magnet with you and set it next to the electronic device. Rub the magnet around when the doctor leaves the room.

97 posted on 09/11/2013 12:24:11 PM PDT by hummingbird (Don't be afraid of the big words.)
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To: tet68
"Just tell the questioner,

“I’m sorry, you are not authorized to know that information.”

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I'm sorry, but I just don't remember.

No, I don't remember that either.

No, I'm drawing a blank.

Guess all that info is gone because so much important stuff has taken its place.

98 posted on 09/11/2013 12:27:53 PM PDT by hummingbird (Don't be afraid of the big words.)
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To: Pan_Yan
"Because no one would ever lie about sex to their foot doctor while he’s filling out a government form."

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*snicker*

99 posted on 09/11/2013 12:31:24 PM PDT by hummingbird (Don't be afraid of the big words.)
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To: G Larry
"Don’t make yourself a target by responding FU..."

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*chortle*

100 posted on 09/11/2013 12:32:53 PM PDT by hummingbird (Don't be afraid of the big words.)
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