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OBAMA WANTS YOUR SEXUAL HISTORY
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| September 11, 2013
| Betsy McCaughey
Posted on 09/11/2013 10:42:28 AM PDT by neverdem
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To: newbolt
Female Doctor: “ Sir, you will have to stop masturbating.”
Patient: “Why?”
Female Doctor: “Because I am trying to exam you.”
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posted on
09/11/2013 11:56:37 AM PDT
by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
To: Vigilanteman
"I just looked at him and said "It is down a little from the two or three times a day when I first got married." The look on his face was priceless.
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*snicker*
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posted on
09/11/2013 11:59:29 AM PDT
by
hummingbird
(Don't be afraid of the big words.)
To: neverdem
Just don't answer if you are asked these things. As one other poster said, "they are going to be bored with my answers"; that, goes for me, too. But, this is none of their damned business, and I will not answer. I will not comply.
So, practice in front of your mirror, bored face, shrug shoulders, speak: "I dunno".
To: CodeToad
"My answer will not be pretty: Ive been f****ing your wife and daughter. So I guess thats multiple partners.
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*snicker*
84
posted on
09/11/2013 12:02:04 PM PDT
by
hummingbird
(Don't be afraid of the big words.)
To: neverdem
When they ask me questions like that they leave themselves open to some wild answers.
Ask me if I am sexually active and I will ask them if they are making me an offer.
85
posted on
09/11/2013 12:05:40 PM PDT
by
Venturer
( cowardice posturing as tolerance =political correctness)
To: Buckeye McFrog
LOL! BTW, thanks for the insight into Catholic marriage protocol. The divorce rate might not be so high if a few more denominations did the same.
Marriage is serious business. Way too many people put far more thought into buying a car than in selecting a spouse.
And nothing cheapens marriage more than homo marriage.
86
posted on
09/11/2013 12:06:08 PM PDT
by
Vigilanteman
(Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
To: TangoLimaSierra
I’d settle for just his past history. 6 years and the frauds in the socialist democrat party are still pretending he was eligible to run. Birth Certificate, SS# and Draft Card all as phony as a three dollar bill. But, Shh, it’s mean to bring up this fact because he’s OF COLOR.
87
posted on
09/11/2013 12:10:08 PM PDT
by
spawn44
( MOO)
To: neverdem
communist democrats seem to be as obsessed with sex as much as any teenage male. Obviously they never grew up.
Let my female PA ask those questions of me on my next visit, she will regret it.
88
posted on
09/11/2013 12:12:52 PM PDT
by
Wurlitzer
(Nothing says "ignorance" like Islam! 969)
To: G Larry
"Always answer No and None to intrusive questions.
Dont make yourself a target by responding FU...
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What if you were treated for a drug problem years ago but say "no" to drugs now, what happens? Maybe the drugs were years and years ago and the question is about current use. Will they go through your whole report to make sure there are no discrepancies?
What if you forget something; accidentally leave something out?
89
posted on
09/11/2013 12:14:53 PM PDT
by
hummingbird
(Don't be afraid of the big words.)
To: dfwgator
90
posted on
09/11/2013 12:16:18 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
To: neverdem
Well, doctor, I get screwed every day. By the Federal government.
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posted on
09/11/2013 12:16:46 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
To: neverdem
yawn!!....tell them anything that comes to your mind....if your situation is a yes, then frame your answer as a no....
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posted on
09/11/2013 12:16:56 PM PDT
by
B212
To: 1rudeboy
"If a nurse asks me if Im sexually active, Ill ask what shes offering."
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*snicker*
Doctor please, I hope you are talking about dinner and a movie first!
93
posted on
09/11/2013 12:19:09 PM PDT
by
hummingbird
(Don't be afraid of the big words.)
To: neverdem
94
posted on
09/11/2013 12:21:33 PM PDT
by
tips up
(Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.)
To: CodeToad
"OBAMA WANTS YOUR SEXUAL HISTORY"
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Do the college years count, because that's going to make a difference.
Heh.........
95
posted on
09/11/2013 12:21:48 PM PDT
by
hummingbird
(Don't be afraid of the big words.)
To: B212
Obama probably figures that within a few weeks this policy will identify an additional 4,373 Clinton bimbos that his peeps will be able to throw back at Hillary in ‘16.
To: EQAndyBuzz
"Amazing what a few million N/A will do to a data field. And knowing the government the / will not be flagged as a non character."
What if you carry an awesomely strong magnet with you and set it next to the electronic device. Rub the magnet around when the doctor leaves the room.
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posted on
09/11/2013 12:24:11 PM PDT
by
hummingbird
(Don't be afraid of the big words.)
To: tet68
"Just tell the questioner,
Im sorry, you are not authorized to know that information.
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I'm sorry, but I just don't remember.
No, I don't remember that either.
No, I'm drawing a blank.
Guess all that info is gone because so much important stuff has taken its place.
98
posted on
09/11/2013 12:27:53 PM PDT
by
hummingbird
(Don't be afraid of the big words.)
To: Pan_Yan
"Because no one would ever lie about sex to their foot doctor while hes filling out a government form."
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*snicker*
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posted on
09/11/2013 12:31:24 PM PDT
by
hummingbird
(Don't be afraid of the big words.)
To: G Larry
"Dont make yourself a target by responding FU..."
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*chortle*
100
posted on
09/11/2013 12:32:53 PM PDT
by
hummingbird
(Don't be afraid of the big words.)
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