Survival Kit For Schools Hits Market, Stun Gun Included

The Hartford Courant ^ | Sept 18, 2013 | Brian Dowling

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GLASTONBURY — You open the large yellow Pelican briefcase and have a decision to make: grab the pepper spray or the 800,000-volt stun gun. There's also the smoke grenade and the 13-foot window ladder for escapes. The hatchet-like tool can shatter windows and double as one of the best doorstops you've ever used.

The school survival and rescue kit, made by HABCO Industries in Glastonbury, is the latest product entering the developing market of school security, following the bullet-proofing of commonplace items like book bags and whiteboards.

[Daffynition]

The money quote from the article:

"There must be one product or practice that we're missing because these incidents continue to happen despite our proven strategies post-Columbine and our best practices," Trump said. "People feel that they must be missing something."

Oh duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Daffynition]

The standard kit includes:

TraumAid™ Portable Chemical Oxygen Generator - 15yr shelf life
Tactical Smoke Bomb
Ultra Ruger Pepper Spray - Strobe, Pass Alert (Audible Locator)
Stun Deterrent Device
13’ Window Ladder
Fat Max Door Stop (& Breaks Glass)
First Aid Kit
Small White Board & Markers (Silent Communication)
PinPoint Locator

The kit features a HABCO TraumAid™ Portable Chemical Oxygen Generator with accessories in a durable case. TraumAid™ provides 99.5% pure medical grade (USP) oxygen for up to 26 minutes. The kit can be customized to suit survival and scalable needs.

Pricing for the TraumAid School Survival & Rescue Kit will range $500 to $1,500, depending on options.

[exDemMom]

The other day, a liberal at work said, with an incredulous look on his face, “Can you believe that some school districts in Georgia are actually putting assault rifles in the schools?”

“Well,” I answered, “maybe the next time some guy—like that guy up in Connecticut—is looking for a school to shoot up, he’ll avoid those schools.”

My friend desperately wanted to rebut that—gesturing and making a face like he wanted to say something—but couldn’t think of a word to say. And, normally, almost nothing renders this guy speechless.

[Daffynition]

Good for you.

The antis have not a lick of common sense. Glad you *schooled* him. You are brave to try to fix *stupid.*

[DemforBush]

Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff!