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9 Politically Incorrect Secrets to Keep Your Daughter from Twerking
pjmedia.com ^ | August 28, 2013

Posted on 09/24/2013 9:14:34 AM PDT by grundle

If you don’t know what twerking is yet, I’ll explain it one more time. To “twerk,” as the kids say, is not your average Jennifer Gray/Patrick Swayze dirty dancing. In fact, it makes their bump and grind look like the foxtrot. I was in Oklahoma last year hanging out with my cousins at a rodeo bar (yeah, I know it’s cliché but when in OK City, it’s A-Ok to go full-on cowgirl). I was beyond perplexed when I realized I brought my red leather cowboy boots down hard on some poor girl’s fingers on the dance floor. What were her fingers doing on said dance floor, you might ask? She was twerking. Imagine, if you can, what kind of position a girl must be in to have her hands on the floor and ass in the air, while gyrating around like an acrobat on LSD. It’s not pretty. In fact, it’s pretty ugly. I can tell you that I and the five other people I was with had a great time discussing and laughing (as was the guy she was twerking on, btw). No one thinks this is sexy. It’s a big joke. It’s as if the guys in the room (not men) are all waiting to see who they can fool into trying this “move,” which is nothing more than a scene from a XXX movie.

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To: I still care
Exactly. The masses are easily led astray and then tossed and turned because they possess no spiritual anchor. Soon, their lives are shipwrecked and then we are told it is our duty to bail them out and subsidize their errant decisions and lifestyles.

I am old enough to have long seen the game of the left (Satan). Each generation descends deeper and deeper into sin and the left repeats the lie that, “Oh, you're a prude, it's what kids do these days.” Or, “Stop worrying, each generation does whatever angers their parents.”

Then you have all those who have long proclaimed that acting like an alley cat is really sexual freedom! And anything else is repressive.

I can just hear them say it now about sex: “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?”

It is a lie, but they have willingly exchanged a truth for a lie and now we are reaping the full consequences.

21 posted on 09/24/2013 9:46:37 AM PDT by Obadiah (I Like Ted.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

“On a positive note, once old white guys start twerking it’s pretty much over, right?”

Heck, I can barely stand up straight after bending over to pick up the newspaper from the floor, let alone ‘twerk’


22 posted on 09/24/2013 9:46:41 AM PDT by Hulka
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To: grundle

I like that writer. She says a lot of things that need to be said!


23 posted on 09/24/2013 9:52:28 AM PDT by Nea Wood (When life gets too hard to stand, kneel.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

All girls’ magazines are terrible.

Boy do they have THAT one nailed! Thankfully I think they’re going the way of all dead tree media.


24 posted on 09/24/2013 9:54:07 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Responsibility2nd
Dad, you are her hero. Don’t screw it up
_________________________________________

As a very smart person told me when my daughter was born, “You are the 1st man she will fall in love with. Give a good example to look for later.”

Thanks Dad.

25 posted on 09/24/2013 9:54:27 AM PDT by fungoking (Tis a pleasure to live in the Ozarks)
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To: BitWielder1
If you made a really embarrassing video, imagine it resurfacing when you try to run for office in 20 years.

Good point. Anyone find anything on Hillary? ;-)

26 posted on 09/24/2013 9:54:52 AM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (A moral wrong is not a civil right: No religious sanction of an irreligious act.)
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To: BitWielder1
If you made a really embarrassing video, imagine it resurfacing when you try to run for office in 20 years.

The only way out of that situation is to become a Democrat!

27 posted on 09/24/2013 9:56:18 AM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie; SeaDragon
Fools Names and Fools Faces always appear in Public Places.

My grandparents said that, so does my mother, and I still say it today. Only slightly rephrased.

A fool's name, like their face, is always seen in a public place.

Every time I see something in public that should never be in public, I repeat it again.

I truly think that most of this younger generation were not raised correctly. No respect for themselves or others. I converted my milinial admin to this thought.

28 posted on 09/24/2013 9:58:55 AM PDT by RikaStrom ("To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." ~Voltaire)
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To: grundle

“I was beyond perplexed when I realized I brought my red leather cowboy boots down hard on some poor girl’s fingers on the dance floor.”

Used to joke about a country music song title: “I Thought I Was Dancing ‘Till Somebody Stepped On My Hands.”


29 posted on 09/24/2013 10:00:24 AM PDT by bk1000 (A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory)
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To: Still Thinking
The only way out of that situation is to become a Democrat!

Maybe that's why the left is encouraging all this crap.

30 posted on 09/24/2013 10:25:49 AM PDT by BitWielder1 (Corporate Profits are better than Government Waste)
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To: jdege
Okay. I give up. What the heck are dead-baby earrings?

Although, in searching, I did come across this comment:

The thing about dead baby earrings is they weigh your ears down something terrible.

31 posted on 09/24/2013 10:40:34 AM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: BitWielder1
Since girls and women are afraid of guys hitting on, pawing or raping them, what possesses them to do stupid things to attract even more unwelcome attention?

Every single one of them thinks that they can attract guys they like doing this, while guys they don't like should just ignore them and leave them alone. OK... :)

32 posted on 09/24/2013 10:45:46 AM PDT by Mr. Jeeves (CTRL-GALT-DELETE)
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To: ClearCase_guy

33 posted on 09/24/2013 10:57:41 AM PDT by caww
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To: Obadiah
I am old enough to have long seen the game of the left (Satan). Each generation descends deeper and deeper into sin and the left repeats the lie that, “Oh, you're a prude, it's what kids do these days.” Or, “Stop worrying, each generation does whatever angers their parents.”

Plato complained about the youth of the day, also. "What is happening to our young people? They disrespect their elders, they disobey their parents. They ignore the law. They riot in the streets inflamed with wild notions. Their morals are decaying. What is to become of them?"

This is taken as an indication that kids disrespecting their elders is nothing new. What's missed is that Greece fell, conquered by Alexander, shortly after that observation.

Yes, we have had societies where the behavior of the young turned to debauchery in the past. And those societies collapsed, and were conquered by other people.

34 posted on 09/24/2013 11:14:01 AM PDT by PapaBear3625 (You don't notice it's a police state until the police come for you.)
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To: grundle

Thank you. Very good tips for raising a lady.


35 posted on 09/24/2013 11:17:09 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (From time to time the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots.)
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To: grundle

*** I was beyond perplexed when I realized I brought my red leather cowboy boots down hard on some poor girl’s fingers on the dance floor.***

Almost Persuaded No. 2 Lyrics
Ben Colder

http://www.maxilyrics.com/ben-colder-almost-persuaded-no.-2-lyrics-f98d.html

***Then we danced and we danced and we danced and we danced That is I thought I was dancin’ somebody stepped on my hand***


36 posted on 09/24/2013 11:17:36 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Sometimes you need 7+ more ammo. LOTS MORE.)
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To: grundle
9 Politically Incorrect Secrets to Keep Your Daughter from Twerking

10) Underwear with very weak elastic
11) Dollar store tampons


37 posted on 09/24/2013 11:20:05 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Calvin Locke
What the heck are dead-baby earrings?

Earrings with little dangles shaped like aborted fetuses.

38 posted on 09/24/2013 11:24:24 AM PDT by jdege
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To: grundle

it’s just simulated dry humping.


39 posted on 09/24/2013 12:18:00 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: BitWielder1

they believe the lie that because they choose to do it, it is empowering and they control it.


40 posted on 09/24/2013 12:21:39 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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