[jjsheridan5]

Plan to bring back American jobs:

1) Spam every thread with a hysterical, yet vaguely incoherent, spiel saying “bring back American jobs” several times, while interjecting the word “NOW!” liberally

2) Choose the least relevant threads on which to post this spiel

3) Repeat spiel many times during the thread, oblivious to the actual subject matter being discussed. Any response is to be answered with a variation of said spiel.

4) Repeat steps 1-3 several times per day.

5) Never actually post any actual plan, nor any acknowledgement that the issue is even remotely complex. Remember, all it takes is a politician willing to travel overseas, wrangle up the wayward jobs, and escort them home.

[tatown]

You forgot to mention the occasional admittance of being pro-Obamacare when pressed.

[VanDeKoik]

If he really wants to “bring jobs back”, then he can just start a business.