Skip to comments.Eldest of Mexico's Arellano Felix Clan Killed (Clown-Costumed Assassin)
Posted on 10/20/2013 1:52:06 AM PDT by nickcarraway
Francisco Rafael Arellano Felix, the eldest brother of Mexico's once-feared Arellano Felix drug clan, was shot to death in the Baja beach resort of Los Cabos by a gunman wearing a clown costume, authorities said Saturday.
A photo from the scene showed his body sprawled on the tiled floor of the open-sided, beachfront house, covered by a sheet.
An official of the Baja California Sur state prosecutor's office said Saturday that the killer wore a clown costume complete with a wig and a round red nose. The official was not authorized to be quoted by name.
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Reads like Crimebo.
so, this time Obama doesn’t ship guns across the border to the Mexican crime families, he just goes down there does the hit himself disguised as a rodeo clown
“It’s not like Batman, where there’s three crooks in the city and everybody pretty much knows, who they are. Very few crooks even go to the trouble to come up with a theme for their careers anymore. It makes them a lot tougher to spot. “Did you lose a Sony? It could be the Penguin...I think we can round him up, he’s dressed like a PENGUIN! We can find him, he’s a PENGUIN!”
I guess the joke’s on Felix this time. It certainly makes me smile.
What a bad clown.
After he shot him, he hit him in the face with a pie.
Then made his getaway in a tiny little car packed with 9 other clowns.
“Beep, beep!” :-)