My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn’t leave much to ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don’t blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me “Geblonski.”
When he was born they dropped a phone book on the kitchen counter and wound up in the Gs?
Funny, but I’m afraid you’re no Johnny Cash. ;-)
I have one for you. Many years ago when my daughter was in the hospital having my grand daughter, the doctor came in her room and was laughing his butt off, I asked what was so funny? He said the woman in the room across the hall had her 3 kid, she was black. He asked her what she was naming the little boy, she said I dussnt know yit, cuase lunch habent come, he said what does lunch have to do with it,she replied that she hast ta see wut color de jello is. He said what do you mean, she said Iyes name my kids by the color of the jello, so 1st kid is Lemanjello, 2nd kid is cheranjello, when her lunch came she looked at her tray and told the doctor the babies name was lemanjello. How’s that for naming a kid.