Damn dirty greedy insurance companies!
We conservatives, and here at FR especially, should now universally declare a ban on the use of the words “cancelled,” “discontinued,” etc. when used in connection with commercial healthcare plans and mandatorily replace them with “made illegal by Obama.”
So it's not a cancellation? I guess they got a visit from the kneebreakers who told them "Do not to say anything that Don Obama might find uncomfortable. Capisce?"
I imagine if Obama was notified of Montanans suffering under his policies, he’d mutter “good”.
send those bills to Max Baucus, one of the heroes who forced obamacare onto America
A Democrat politician at work.
“Free Democrat money! Get your free Democrat money here!”
A sucker takes the bait.
“Hey Mr. Democrat politician! I’ll take some of that free Democrat money!”
“Sure kid. Wait here and I’ll get you some.”
The Democrat politician stops a businessman who is walking by.
“Gimme twenty bucks.”
“Why should I give you twenty dollars?”
“Because if you don’t, I’ll knock your teeth out.”
“Here’s the twenty.”
The Democrat politician walks back to the sucker.
“Here you go, pal. Here’s ten bucks.”
“But you got twenty bucks from that guy.”
“You made a ten dollar campaign donation to the Democrat party.”
“Oh.....I see.”
“And I almost forgot the five bucks you’re going to give to some other sucker, I mean Democrat. So here’s five bucks.”
“Well, I guess five bucks free is better than nothing.”
“That’s right, pal, remember to vote Democrat.”
The sucker walks down the street. The Democrat politician pulls out a cell phone and dials a number.
“Hello, Karl, this is Joe. There’s another sucker coming your way. He’s got some dough in his wallet. I saw it when he took the five bucks. Don’t hit him too hard because I need his vote this next election. Right. See ya.”
“”Free Democrat money! Come and get your free Democrat money!”
Or else
If you like your health care plan, you can keep it.
If you like your Constitution, you can keep it.
Of course, it will cost more and you will have some high deductibles on both...