Posted on 10/31/2013 12:23:33 PM PDT by nomodem
Dogs Don't Like It
The entire North American sales force of Frisky Dog Food was gathered together for their national sales convention at Miami Beach. In the great auditorium the marketing director was giving a performance that any revivalist would have been proud of. Using the old pattern of call and response, he was really working up the spirits of his sales team.
"Who's got the greatest dog food in North America?"
"We have!"
"And who's got the greatest advertising campaigns?"
"We have!"
"Who's got the most attractive packages?"
"We have!"
"Who's got the biggest distribution?"
"WE HAVE!"
"Okay. So why aren't we selling more of the product?"
One bold voice from the crowd replied:
"Because the damned dogs don't like it."
Good one!
Dawgs is smarter dan peeple...
I’d rather feed my dog food from China.
Off the subject but I thought it was funny.
Many years ago an old rancher told his daughter that the secret to a long life was to put a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal every morning. The daughter faithfully followed that advice every morning of her life until she passed away recently at the age of 103. When she departed this earth she left behind six children, twenty four grandchildren, forty two great grandchildren, 12 great great grandchildren, and a forty foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
Life’s Abundance and dino-vite.
12 y/o still acts like a puppy. And that’s all he’s ever eaten.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.