“pothole relocation teams”
Union of course, with triple time on Sundays. To get one relocated, the waiting list is 65 years.
Unless they can plink a pedestrian with a pothole.
They hook the pothole, floor it, then make a sharp turn while disengaging the hook.
The pothole slides down the street until it hits a curb or a pedestrian.
That’s why the crosswalks are always crappy.