[Revolting cat!]

The homeowner probably should have called 911 and let the police come and shoot her

They wouldn't of come unless (1) she was a dog, or (2) a box of dognuts was promised to the officers.

[DoodleDawg]

They wouldn't of come unless (1) she was a dog, or (2) a box of dognuts was promised to the officers.

I don't know about that; police seem to have set their sights a bit higher lately. No pun intended.