These guys never get arrested...
Seriously.
$10, seriously.
Just think about how much money that could potentially save you.
Cheaper to get one of those day-glo vests. Lots of construction people wear them. Kinda silly to be wearing a hard hat in a car. First thing I know guys do is take them off going home.
How not to get arrested? Just reading the excerpt, it sounds more like “how not to get unlawfully harassed by the police”.
just don’t wear a dog collar.
never let your dog be visible in the car or they will know it is a hostage situation where multiple lives are at stake and the dog will die
Chris Rock. How not to get into trouble w police
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Duj0mtxXEGE8
Uh..., how about just not breaking the law? That always works for me.
Wear a hijab or a burka and have an ACLU bumper sticker.
The best advice is in the comments, don’t let an officer search your car. Extremely smart advice and they give the reasons why in the comments too.
What if some valet or mechanic smoked a joint in your car, or a marijuana seed or flake of cocaine fell out of his pocket in your car? What if they are looking for a suspect with a blunt instrument murder weapon and you have something in your car that matches?
These guys never get arrested...
Seriously.
The audacity of the cops to think that they have a right to stop whoever they want. Anymore too many of these urban police departments are really just one more criminal gang and their behavior and their attitudes betray this fact.
Do hard hats come in pink?
I have no tattoos, no piercings, no weird clothes, no long hair, no felonies or misdemeanors, no swagger or attitude, I don’t swear, smoke, do drugs or drink, yetTHE COPS ROBBED ME OF MY CASH ON THE STREET.
It can happen to you if it happened to me.
Watch out for cops, I sure wish it didn’t have to be that way.
I used to support the cops but some cops are criminals.
Someone forward to Zimmerman.
When Kevin Trudeau gets out of prison again, he will plagiarize this and call it “Tricks to stay out of prison: What they don’t want you to know”
I think one of the best pieces of advice, within the article if it’s the same article that I’ve read before, is to just not antagonize the cop. He’s in the stronger position of inconveniencing you, if you become unnecessarily argumentative.
Anything that he does write you up for can be challenged in court later. There is nothing to gain from getting mouthy right there.
“If crying fails, and you’re willing to do whatever it takes to not go to jail, Carson advises you to “foul yourself so that the police will consider setting you free in order not to get their cruiser nasty.” Vomit on your clothes. Defecate and urinate in your pants. Then let the officers know what you’ve done. If they arrest you anyway, you’ll get cleaned and reclothed at the jail.”
At this point I think a real problem cop is just going to make it all the worse for you. And getting cleaned and reclothed at the jail doesn’t sound like an exact cup of tea in exchange for the possibility that you might have been released if only you could work up a deuce before he puts you in the cruiser. Maybe that’s just me.
Freegards
Its not the cops its the system. Here in Plano, Richardson, Garland Texas after the 2009 recession they had to lay off cops do to less sales taxes coming in. I got ticked twice for 2 miles over the speed limit. They have told the cops your job now is partially funded by tickets.
Be boring. Drive a non-descript car. Don't go out at night. Wear a hard hat if traveling with three other guys. Vomit on your clothes and defecate in your pants (so they won't want to arrest you and put you in their car). Start crying like a baby as a last resort.
Is this for real or some rejected Onion submission?