Posted on 11/29/2013 6:11:11 AM PST by SeekAndFind
A bunch of turkeys working on a real turkey, Obamacare.
My how this government has gone to the birds.
Where the f*** is all this money coming from? Where exactly in the budget was all this money apprpriated?
Moochelle’s friends were paid a billion bucks to build the site. Now they’re getting paid to fix the site they never built.
Come on, republicans! It’s time to investigate this crap! And if Holder won’t prosecute, have the house sergeant at arms arrest him! Or call on someone in the military to help you! Do something!
Gee ... how sweet of them... and all for OUR benefit, no less...
THAT’S some dedication there, yessiree...
They’re working through Thanksgiving.
But aren’t they a Canadian company?
> If the site crashes, it will be because ...
... of the negative vibes being emitted by the evyl Republicans and other naysayers.
It's not broken. It's functioning is no longer required by the software in light of the fact that healthcare.gov has been declared to be working. And working perfectly. For everyone. Regardless of the amount of traffic. And will process all applications in a timely manner. All of them. Regardless of benefits requested. All mistakes will be auto-corrected. And the corrections will be more beneficial than the original requests. Several orders of magnitude more beneficial. Resulting in a 10% discount to be applied at checkout. Per mistake. A 15% refund in the form of a debit card will be issued for selected applicants based on Party affiliation(Preferred Democrat Option) and reproductive health status. With multiple partner discounts available(additional 5% for same gender). Abortion candidates are pre-approved and moved to the front of the que.
All applications will be processed within a 15 minute time frame. All of them. By the end of the process the applicant will feel significantly healthier than at the start. With said good feelings transferable to household members. These members should experience improved health within 3 to 5 business days. Should this not be the case, please return to healthcare.gov and apply for a 120% return on your 2010-2015 healthcare expenses. Those refunds are electronically deposited into your bank account so please have your account and routing numbers standing by.
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