You gotta love a company with a couple of dimwitted liberals at the helm. They took the watchword INNOVATE and passed it among all the company’s free-thinkers, human factors, and marketing team and they came up with this.
I’d bet a dollar, one of the geeks had one beer to many and he saw a real pair and thought “Boobies!” Hence the bra dealy.
You’d think after Windows 8, they’d at least have some humility and get back to writing software that asks you a million times “are you sure you want to do that?” every time you push a button or click a mouse.
Microsoft Boob.EXE