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If Santa Claus were scientifically accurate, he'd destroy the world
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Posted on 12/16/2013 1:22:37 PM PST by Mike Darancette
Very Funny Santa Claus Explanation (video).
TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: santaclaus
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You know you've always wondered.
To: knittnmom
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posted on
12/16/2013 1:23:54 PM PST
by
knittnmom
(Save the earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!)
To: Mike Darancette
That's why it's considered magic. Science can't figure out how Santa does it.
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Author C. Clarke
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posted on
12/16/2013 1:24:40 PM PST
by
DannyTN
To: Mike Darancette
That's why it's considered magic. Science can't figure out how Santa does it.
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Author C. Clarke
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posted on
12/16/2013 1:24:40 PM PST
by
DannyTN
To: Mike Darancette
ping for next Thursday.
(I don’t know—don’t ask!)
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posted on
12/16/2013 1:26:10 PM PST
by
ETL
(ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
To: Mike Darancette
sorry, but that was horribly done! Two minutes of my life wasted.
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posted on
12/16/2013 1:27:00 PM PST
by
MNDude
To: Mike Darancette
If he had any business savy, he would franchise his operation out.
To: Uncle Chip
"If he had any business savy, he would franchise his operation out."He could off-shore it to the Chinese and lay off all his elves, but then how would all his elves would end up on candy stamps and how would Santa pay for all of that?
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posted on
12/16/2013 1:30:28 PM PST
by
DannyTN
To: Uncle Chip
I heard he was a non-profit so he is likely using a volunteer force.
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posted on
12/16/2013 1:30:32 PM PST
by
reed13k
(For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothings)
To: reed13k
“I heard he was a non-profit so he is likely using a volunteer force.”
Non-profits often funnel their ‘profits’ into big salaries for their executives.
To: Mike Darancette
One of my first rational and reasoned conclusions was when I was five years old our family went into the city and I concluded there’s no way in hell Santa was hitting all those houses in one night.
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posted on
12/16/2013 1:33:46 PM PST
by
Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase
and, and, I think I can use and again....
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posted on
12/16/2013 1:34:11 PM PST
by
Rebelbase
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To: TexasGator
Might be why his belly shakes when he laughs and he’s always got that grin ...
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posted on
12/16/2013 1:36:47 PM PST
by
reed13k
(For evil to triumph it is only necessary for good men to do nothings)
To: reed13k
I heard he was a non-profit so he is likely using a volunteer force. Do the elves pass their "voluntary" status to their children and their children's children? Even those who want to be dentists are condemned to a life of toymaking and singing jolly songs.
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posted on
12/16/2013 1:37:26 PM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Everyone get online for Obamacare on 10/1. Overload the system and crash it hard!)
To: Mike Darancette
According to the laws of quantum mechanics it is possible that something can be in all places at the same time. Perhaps Santa has somehow tapped into this strange and mysterious realm.
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posted on
12/16/2013 1:39:36 PM PST
by
ETL
(ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
To: KarlInOhio
Found one.
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posted on
12/16/2013 1:42:03 PM PST
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: ETL
Several Christmas’ ago. My little cousin put me on the spot as to how my Knights of Columbus Council got Santa Claus at our Pancake Breakfast. Thinking quick I told her that Supreme grand Knight Carl Anderson meets with the Pope on a regular basis.
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posted on
12/16/2013 1:44:12 PM PST
by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: massgopguy
That was indeed quick thinking.
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posted on
12/16/2013 1:48:12 PM PST
by
ETL
(ALL (most?) of the Obama-commie connections at my FR Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl/)
To: ETL
Maybe Dr. Who taught him Trans-dimensional Engineering.
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posted on
12/16/2013 1:48:31 PM PST
by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: Mike Darancette
I'm thinking that Santa does not really fly around the world. I'm thinking the “sleigh” is actually a time and teleportation device.
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