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The TSA Kids Website Is Gloriously Hilarious (And A Bit Scary)
Consumerist ^ | December 23, 2013

Posted on 12/23/2013 6:01:37 PM PST by SMGFan

Whether it’s removing a family from a flight because their 18-month-old is on a “no-fly” list, demanding that a 4-year-old get a pat-down because she hugged her grandmother, patting down an infant, evacuating a terminal because one parent passes a baby to the other without receiving a secondary screening, or screaming at the parents of a child with cerebral palsy, the TSA has shown time and again that it has a masterful touch when dealing with young children. That unique sensibility is definitely on display at the agency’s new site dedicated to educating children about security theater.

TSA Kids is the latest misguided effort from the Dept. of Homeland Security. It pretends to be an educational tool but it borders on self-parody.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Government
KEYWORDS: tsa; tsakids
Are pat downs good touches or bad touches? Are there any other words we can find in word search? There are plenty words they should have included.
1 posted on 12/23/2013 6:01:37 PM PST by SMGFan
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To: SMGFan

But daddy why is he touching my pee pee and my peanuts?

Calm down son, he just wants to sure that your wearing a bomb that would blow and kill 200 people and have body pieces and blood scattered all over the place.

If you fuss to much they will take all your cloths off and do a detailed cavity search which will hurt.

Just let the nice TSA pervert foundle you just he did to mommy, daddy and the baby.


2 posted on 12/23/2013 6:38:17 PM PST by chiefqc
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To: SMGFan
is a crash on takeoff a good thing or a Bad Thing??


3 posted on 12/23/2013 7:39:14 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ( Visit http://icantenroll.com/ In Glitch We Trust....;o})
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To: SMGFan

4 posted on 12/23/2013 7:57:00 PM PST by Vince Ferrer
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To: Vince Ferrer

safety first!


5 posted on 12/24/2013 2:05:41 AM PST by SMGFan (Sarah Michelle Gellar is now on twitter @RealSMG)
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To: SMGFan

The TSA is America’s answer to the Keystone Kops, only without the laffs.


6 posted on 12/24/2013 2:39:48 AM PST by Jack Hammer
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