Hah, the smart thing to do would be to leave this bunch of rummies in charge during an attack. The chaos and confusion would be of great value to the other enemies, as well.
In the event of a national emergeency of that type the regime would use it as an excuse to crack down on Patriots ( they already know who we are), make us disappear, one way or the other, confiscate weapons and property, in essence, do the enemy's job for them.