Maybe I could suggest it be added to the Dummies line. Redneckdom For Dummies!
Exactly.
Somebody needs to also organize packaged tours with boot camps and lessons. Duck or deer hunting by the numbers for Asian immigrants maybe. Bass fishing. We would have to have tour leaders with flags and stuff. Language classes led by native speakers from Alabama. Auto tinkering, maybe motorcycle too. Beer appreciation.
And, well, we really are going to have to restart the appreciation of chewing tobacco. I can see doing an international competition event in San Francisco, the Fort Mason venue possibly, that will award prizes for the finest stuff. The locals will very likely start one upping each other with their choice of certified organic grand cru plug with loads of terroir. And let us not speak of the stylistic potential of spittoons.