Then the Forest Service, Post Office, and crossing guards at your kids' school. All of whom can be "deputized" into a federal counter-insurgency force in the event of an "insurrection."
Yeah. Whatta laugh. I had the Forest Service in there for the first iteration on the comment, then I thought “No, his storm troopers in the ACORN follow on organizations will get them first” - after all, they’re his version of the SA.