[IronJack]

But first, the EPA and the IRS will get them, followed by Obamacare navigators and the Chicago PD.

Then the Forest Service, Post Office, and crossing guards at your kids' school. All of whom can be "deputized" into a federal counter-insurgency force in the event of an "insurrection."

[Regulator]

Yeah. Whatta laugh. I had the Forest Service in there for the first iteration on the comment, then I thought “No, his storm troopers in the ACORN follow on organizations will get them first” - after all, they’re his version of the SA.