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Connecticut burglar steals one banana after driving into Citgo station
nydailynews.com ^
| january 12, 2014
| doyle murphy
Posted on 01/12/2014 6:14:41 PM PST by lowbridge
Connecticut cops are looking for a brazen banana burglar.
The fruit thief used his station wagon to ram through the locked glass doors of a Citgo gas station in Newington, stole a single banana off the shelf and stood casually eating it inside the store before he drove away, police said.
“The male was not wearing a mask and made no attempt to conceal his identity,” police said in a statement.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; US: Connecticut
KEYWORDS: banana; connectitcut
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posted on
01/12/2014 6:14:41 PM PST
by
lowbridge
To: lowbridge
Hope they know how defend themselves if he attacks them with the banana.
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posted on
01/12/2014 6:16:11 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: lowbridge
he crashed into a store and stole a banana?
wow... what drugs was he on?
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posted on
01/12/2014 6:17:30 PM PST
by
GeronL
(Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
To: lowbridge
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posted on
01/12/2014 6:20:13 PM PST
by
MeshugeMikey
( Help fight The Neo Stalinists! Donate to your Free Republic)
To: Mr. Silverback
I saw the brazen banana burglar and I thought of you.
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posted on
01/12/2014 6:21:46 PM PST
by
ClearCase_guy
(Anti-Complacency League! Baby!)
To: lowbridge
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posted on
01/12/2014 6:22:18 PM PST
by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; me = independent conservative)
To: GeronL
he crashed into a store and stole a banana?
wow... what drugs was he on?this on you bucket list??????
To: lowbridge
Damaged his rear bumper and tail light, too.
I guess sometimes that craving for a banana is just too powerful to resist.
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posted on
01/12/2014 6:24:47 PM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: lowbridge
New game in town...
Knockout The Banana!
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posted on
01/12/2014 6:24:53 PM PST
by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; me = independent conservative)
To: bigheadfred
No, something this small time wouldn’t be on my bucket list.
Taking out Tokyo and then calmly eating a banana might work though. lol
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posted on
01/12/2014 6:25:29 PM PST
by
GeronL
(Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
To: Cicero
He was in dire need of a single shot of potassium.
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posted on
01/12/2014 6:26:05 PM PST
by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; me = independent conservative)
To: bigheadfred
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posted on
01/12/2014 6:26:20 PM PST
by
GeronL
(Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
To: lowbridge
This creatures vote counts just as much as mine.
Thanks Abe!
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posted on
01/12/2014 6:26:34 PM PST
by
Rome2000
(THE WASHINGTONIANS AND UNIVERSAL SUFFRAGE ARE THE ENEMY -ROTATE THE CAPITAL AMONGST THE STATES)
To: GeronL
To: lowbridge
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posted on
01/12/2014 6:30:28 PM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(The War on Drugs has been used as an excuse to steal your rights. Support an end to the WOD now.)
To: bigheadfred
If I was Godzilla for a day...
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posted on
01/12/2014 6:31:27 PM PST
by
GeronL
(Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
To: GeronL
yeah i can hear your mother now HOLY FUKASHIMA Geron
To: lowbridge
“The male was not wearing a mask and made no attempt to conceal his identity,” police said in a statement. A modern Lone Ranger. Who is that un-masked man?
To: MeshugeMikey
This sounds like something out of a KKK propaganda pamphlet ... or a David Chappelle comedy skit.
Maybe it's a credit to Chappelle that I'm not sure which one it is? LOL.
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posted on
01/12/2014 6:33:55 PM PST
by
Alberta's Child
("I've never seen such a conclave of minstrels in my life.")
To: bigheadfred
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posted on
01/12/2014 6:39:40 PM PST
by
GeronL
(Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
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