Hey people, enjoy your vacations. Would you send a postcard, tho? It’d really be considerate, seeing that I’m paying for your good time. Send pictures too, cuz I can’t afford to go on vacation and I’d really like to add those pictures to my albums of places I’d like to see.
Did you eat good food along the way? no stopping at McDonalds, you hear! Eat healthy so I won’t have to pay your hospital bills.
I hope you appreciate what a wonderful country you’re in. A country that is slowly draining everything it can from the people who worked honestly all their lives and worked hard so they wouldn’t become a burden. A country that is so hospitable, that it willingly gives money, food, health insurance and shelter to the people who just got here and haven’t contributed anything to the country.
I’m still waiting for the flood of Father’s Day cards from all the bastards that I’m supporting.