US run by Nazi space aliens, Iran claims

Jerusalem Post ^ | 14/1/14 | Michael Wilner

[Eleutheria5]

WASHINGTON - Confirming the suspicions of many, the United States has been secretly run by a shadow government of German Nazi space aliens since 1945, Fars News Agency, Iran's semi-official news agency, reported on Sunday.

In a dramatic scoop, Fars— in all seriousness— reported that revelations of mass NSA surveillance made public by Edward Snowden were actually an effort by the American-Nazi extraterrestrials to hide their nature to a human world they hoped to dominate.

The Iranian outlet suggests Snowden offered Russian intelligence officials "incontrovertible proof" to support the claims— and that Russia considers the report to be "accurate."

Aliens may have arrived in Nevada, a land-locked state, by submarine after losing the second World War to the West. President Dwight Eisenhower made official the "Tall White" government takeover at a secret meeting in 1954.

The report conflates Tall Whites as aliens and Nordic peoples.

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[Eleutheria5]

Ach du lieber! Und mir haben azoi fil getzalt Art Bell zu shtil gebliben! Hitler will be very upset, and somebody will have to do a meme.

[cripplecreek]

LOL I usually disagree with them but they just might be on to something this time.

[thackney]

Compared to the current administration, that would be an improvement...

[Ironfocus]

They finally saw the Pelosi pictures.

[Eleutheria5]

What, the merely nude ones, or the ones of her going lezbo with Helen Thomas?

[Pan_Yan]

[TheRhinelander]

I know some preppers on Facebook that probably agree with this.

Sigh.

[Starboard]

What’s happening to our country is even more bizarre than the Iranians imagine.

[bigbob]

it certainly would explain a lot, wouldn’t it?

Like Harry Reid, for instance...

[OneWingedShark]

Nut jobby, and conspiratorial!
(For reals.)

[Red Badger]

Well, they may be wrong about that ‘space’ part.........2 out of 3 ain’t bad though...............

[tomkat]

Got the Nazi part right, at least.

[KarlInOhio]

But if the Space Nazis and the Iranians both want to make the world Jew-free, does that mean that we are secretly allied with the Iranians and that they are devil worshipers of the Great Satan Space Nazis?

[inpajamas]

Not that far off at all

[mountn man]

[Deo volente]

Okay, now you’ve ruined my whole year.

[ChildOfThe60s]

Thanks for that image. There goes my lunch.

[MeshugeMikey]

INDEED!

[C210N]

I'll buy it...

[Sherman Logan]

This article is stupid. Everybody knows the world, including the USA, is secretly controlled by the British Royal Family, who are really shape-shifting reptilian aliens from Sigma Draconis.

http://www.davidicke.com/