Iran Says 'Tall, White' Space Aliens Control America

Forbes ^ | January 13, 2014 | Michael Peck

[lbryce]

Documents leaked by NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden conclusively prove that the United States has been ruled by a race of tall, white space aliens who also assisted the rise of Nazi Germany in the 1930s.

These revelations about our alien overlords might not cost you any sleep. But the part that should concern you a tad is that the UFO story was just published by the Fars News Agency, the English-language news service of Iran, a nation that may be very close to acquiring nuclear weapons.

This being a crazy conspiracy theory, naturally the Russians are behind it. The alleged alien invasion was revealed in a report by Russia’s FSB spy agency, which found “incontrovertible proof’ that an ‘alien/extraterrestrial intelligence agenda’ is driving U.S. domestic and international policy, and has been doing so since at least 1945,” said the Iranian news service.

Related:American Thinker:January 14, 2014:Iranian News Agency Says Snowden Docs Reveal US-Space Alien Link

[Prov1322]

"....and now for something completely different....a man with a tape recorder up his nose."

Those who do not recognize this reference are missing out on a great memory...Monty Python TV series.

Thanks!

[Dr.Deth]

[Iron Munro]

Hmm, he still looked somewhat like a human back then.

You can't judge a lying, letoid commie sympathizer by his cover.

[SandRat]

IRAN

[RobinOfKingston]

Were it true, being controlled by “tall white aliens” would be far superior to iran’s plight, controlled by muslims.

[MeshugeMikey]