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N. Korean leader guides night jump exercise of paratroopers
Yonhap News ^ | 1-19-2014

Posted on 01/19/2014 4:51:56 PM PST by rdl6989

SEOUL, Jan. 20 (Yonhap) -- North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has guided a night jump exercise of the country's airborne units, Pyongyang's state news agency said Monday

(Excerpt) Read more at english.yonhapnews.co.kr ...


TOPICS: Extended News; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: kimjongun; northkorea
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There's a ton of comedy material in this one.
1 posted on 01/19/2014 4:51:56 PM PST by rdl6989
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I’d just love to see the Chubby Un jump at night.


2 posted on 01/19/2014 4:52:54 PM PST by rdl6989
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To: rdl6989

Then he hit a hole-in-one, cured cancer and raised his Uncle from the dead, finishing-up with turning water into Soju.


3 posted on 01/19/2014 4:53:52 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (Jealousy is when you count someone else's blessings instead of your own.)
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I’m sure doughboy guided it from a recliner in the Supreme Revolutionary Command Center in Pyongyang.


4 posted on 01/19/2014 4:54:41 PM PST by TheGipperWasRight
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Bump


5 posted on 01/19/2014 4:55:01 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has guided a night jump exercise of the country's airborne units

"Guided" does not mean he was even off the ground at any point. He might have just said "You may proceed".

6 posted on 01/19/2014 4:56:02 PM PST by PapaBear3625 (You don't notice it's a police state until the police come for you.)
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To: TigerLikesRooster; SevenofNine

Ping.


7 posted on 01/19/2014 4:57:23 PM PST by rdl6989
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Previously he actually launched a missile.

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8 posted on 01/19/2014 5:00:54 PM PST by SkyDancer ("How Can People Ask Forgiveness If They Won't Forgive Others?")
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To: rdl6989; a fool in paradise

Un is a leader who leads, unlike our unleader in the unWhite Hut!


9 posted on 01/19/2014 5:01:30 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
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To: Revolting cat!; rdl6989; a fool in paradise

Can you even imagine Barack jumping from an airplane?


10 posted on 01/19/2014 5:04:50 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (Jealousy is when you count someone else's blessings instead of your own.)
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He was the one who did not need a parachute.


11 posted on 01/19/2014 5:05:47 PM PST by yawningotter
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Someone needs to photoshop The Un's face onto the Pillsbury Doughboy and add a parachute with him landing in South Korea.
12 posted on 01/19/2014 5:08:59 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; me = independent conservative)
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Which one is the parachute?
13 posted on 01/19/2014 5:09:11 PM PST by JPG (Yes We Can morphs into Make It Hurt.)
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So after a wild week of partying together Dennis Rodman checks into rehab and ‘Lil Kim goes skydiving with the army.

Curious.


14 posted on 01/19/2014 5:12:58 PM PST by Pan_Yan (Who told you that you were naked? Genesis 3:11)
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Guided? What does that mean? He shined a flashlight out the window of the plane he was in?


15 posted on 01/19/2014 5:19:19 PM PST by nuconvert ( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
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The bourgeoisie must be cleansed by the fire of socialism...hoo hoo!


16 posted on 01/19/2014 5:20:49 PM PST by TheGipperWasRight
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Boy went to a private school in Switzerland, he knows. Ours? Public school in Indonesia.


17 posted on 01/19/2014 5:21:58 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
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“Two old ladies sittin’ in a bed
One rolled over to the other and said,
‘I wanna feed my uncle to the dogs!
Make my people eat old logs’”


18 posted on 01/19/2014 5:26:56 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: PapaBear3625

More like, “Jump or die!”


19 posted on 01/19/2014 5:30:55 PM PST by beelzepug (if any alphabets are watchin', I'll be coming home right after the meetin')
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I’ll be impressed when he swims across the Yangtze River like Chairman Mao.


20 posted on 01/19/2014 5:32:20 PM PST by Stosh
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