Only Greg Gutfeld could make Obama’s SOTU speech this tolerable

Twitchy ^ | January 29, 2014 | Twitchy Staff

[PJ-Comix]

[Some HILARIOUS Tweets about the SOTU by Greg Gutfeld.]

there are more bad haircuts in this room than a supercuts training center #foxnewschat

I wonder if Supreme Courts Justices wear their gowns when cooking bacon. Seems like a wise thing to do, with splatter. #foxnewschats

Nothing sadder than waiting two hours to shake someone's hand who doesn't give a crap who you are. this is worse than comicon #foxnewschat

[PJ-Comix]

Lots of other FUnnie SOTU observations like:

The only job Obama's created was the guy who has to lie to him about the jobs he's created. #foxnewschat

[Texas Eagle]

GregGutfeld ‏@greggutfeld 12h On a superior planet, they are watching this and thinking, "not worth the invasion." #foxnewschat

[Alex Murphy]

Nothing sadder than waiting two hours to shake someone's hand who doesn't give a crap who you are. this is worse than comicon

ROTFL

[Lakeshark]

GregGutfeld ‏@greggutfeld 12h On a superior planet, they are watching this and thinking, "not worth the invasion." #foxnewschat

Good grief, my keyboard almost took a direct hit of coffee........

[Irenic]

Obama looks very white and Mechelle looks like she wants to be anywhere but there.

hahaha It's true, too. I always tell my husband that's why bacon is breakfast food because the robe serves as armor. I do have a screen but bacon can be very stealthy and land a good surprise attack.

[PJ-Comix]

I just sent this to a friend who attends EVERY comicon convention.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

“Never fry bacon in the nude.” - attributed to James Beard

[DManA]

Anecdotes are not science. They aren't even real.

Up until Obama anecdotes generally WERE true. If a story was false there were better words for it - allegory, tall tale, etc. Thank you Obama for destroying yet another word.

an·ec·dote
ˈanikˌdōt/
noun: anecdote; plural noun: anecdotes

1. a short and amusing or interesting story about a real incident or person.

[DManA]

Obama’s anecdotes are long, not amusing, or interesting. Or true. They are anti-anecdotes.

[SkyDancer]

http://media.y8.com/system/contents/13365/original/Falling_Obama.swf

[muir_redwoods]

"Whoever said Obama gives a great speech was probably Obama."

There's your bumper sticker quote, right there.

[I am Richard Brandon]

To the commentator who said

'The TOTUS Who Can't Look America in the Eye'
Not once -- not even once -- did the man who claims to be the legitimate leader of our nation ever look me, and all the other watching citizens of this nation, in the eye during his State of the Nation speech. He was a dash-top bobble-head, swinging back and forth from prompter to prompter."

There is a reason - if he ever looked directly at the camera, you, the audience would see the back of his skull and KNOW that what you had suspected all along was true, THE GUY HAS NO BRAINS!

[RandallFlagg]

Gutfeld’s pretty good. Almost makes me want to watch TV for the first time in years.

Almost, but probably not gonna happen.

[mware]

There is a reason - if he ever looked directly at the camera, you, the audience would see the back of his skull and KNOW that what you had suspected all along was true, THE GUY HAS NO BRAINS!

You owe me a cup of coffee.

[woofie]

“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.” –Mark Twain

[Two Kids' Dad]

I just stole my new tagline from Rush. It’s pertinent to your comment.