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The Wimp in the White House Wears Mom Jeans
Canada Free Press ^ | 1/29/2014 | Paula Helton

Posted on 01/30/2014 7:57:31 AM PST by rktman

Who can ever forget those manly mom jeans worn by our own version of Greg Heffley while throwing out the first pitch for a baseball game or riding his bike in his cute little helmet. Must be an Aunt Loretta somewhere in the Obama family tree. Wonder if she’s an illegal alien living off American taxpayers too? And, speaking of that pitch, most girls throw better.

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TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: bho44; momjeans; nancyboys; wimps; wusses
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Coffee spewing alert. Right on there Paula. Me likey.
1 posted on 01/30/2014 7:57:31 AM PST by rktman
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To: rktman

I would guess he probably wears Moo-shell’s clothes, but it probably would slide right off of him.


2 posted on 01/30/2014 8:00:02 AM PST by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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To: rktman

3 posted on 01/30/2014 8:02:27 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: rktman

My wife could launch a fast pitch at the Obamawimp that’d roast his glove. And to add insult to injury, she’s slim and has a figure that Moochelle only dreams about.

Oh, and she’s past fifty.


4 posted on 01/30/2014 8:04:20 AM PST by Da Coyote
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To: rktman

“Mom Jeans”

*snicker*


5 posted on 01/30/2014 8:05:15 AM PST by V_TWIN
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To: rktman

Well done.


6 posted on 01/30/2014 8:06:23 AM PST by skeeter
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To: rktman

I heard that The Big Choomer wears his Mom Jeans backwards with the zipper in the rear.


7 posted on 01/30/2014 8:09:06 AM PST by Iron Munro ("Sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences." - Robert Louis Stevenson)
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To: WKUHilltopper

I’m thinkin’ (damn my minds eye) that he may just have him some Daisy Dukes for visiting the chi-town bath house scene. Yewwwwww!


8 posted on 01/30/2014 8:10:02 AM PST by rktman (Under my plan(scheme), the price of EVERYTHING will necessarily skyrocket! Period.)
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To: rktman

Those two ”zerO incidents” at the time, confirmed to me he couldn’t be an American. That girlie toss speaks volumes...


9 posted on 01/30/2014 8:10:21 AM PST by ResisTyr ("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God " ~Thomas Jefferson)
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To: rktman

Yeah is a sniveling, little sissy boy, no doubt about it.

And the GOP is skerred sh*tless of him, so what does that say about them?


10 posted on 01/30/2014 8:11:23 AM PST by chris37 (Heartless.)
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To: Iron Munro

True story lol


11 posted on 01/30/2014 8:12:38 AM PST by miliantnutcase
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To: Vaquero

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcSIwBWiPoU


12 posted on 01/30/2014 8:12:43 AM PST by V_TWIN
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He may wear mom jeans, but Congressional Republicans still refer to him as Daddy.

If this doesn’t demonstrate how weak Boehner and his GOP-e cohorts are, nothing will.


13 posted on 01/30/2014 8:12:56 AM PST by CASchack
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To: chris37

LOL! Uh, it takes one to know one? LOL!


14 posted on 01/30/2014 8:14:13 AM PST by rktman (Under my plan(scheme), the price of EVERYTHING will necessarily skyrocket! Period.)
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To: Vaquero

And Impotent!


15 posted on 01/30/2014 8:16:14 AM PST by areukiddingme1 (areukiddingme1 is a synonym for a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer and tired of liberal BS.))
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To: rktman

“O” has it just the way he wants.

NO authority = NO responsibility!

Lucky for HIM that all his puppet masters are SO hopelessly drunk on their power (albeit brief) that they don’t care one iota for getting credit OR blame.

They just want to pull ALL the levers as much as possible and for as long as they can... with the conviction that their influence will ultimately turn things SO FAR their way that no amount of praise or blame will matter.

Their position of authority will, by then, be consolidated and assured. Then they can throw “O” to the curb like a used Dixie cup!

“O” doesn’t care either because HE can get into the history books as the guy who dismantled the greatest national entity in the known universe...in favor of a demonstrably vulnerable, corrupt and strictly exclusive Liberal base of power, functioning to exploit and control Americans and their money.


16 posted on 01/30/2014 8:17:22 AM PST by SMARTY ("When you blame others, you give up your power to change." Robert Anthony)
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To: rktman

This is an insult to Greg Heffley!


17 posted on 01/30/2014 8:17:52 AM PST by Scotswife
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"A wimp and a blimp."

18 posted on 01/30/2014 8:19:21 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: Da Coyote
I wouldn't step foot on an MLB mound in front of 70,000 people until I had practiced to perfection the wind up and release of Sandy Koufax or Tommy John - and I was absolutely certain I could put it into the glove of the catcher without it hitting dirt first - or him having to move to catch it.

Nothing Barry does bears any resemblance to a heterosexual American male - nothing. He's so embarrassing I'm embarrassed for him.

19 posted on 01/30/2014 8:25:35 AM PST by atc23 (The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever.)
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To: Vaquero

Badmitton is Choomy’s game. Maybe Chutes and Ladders.


20 posted on 01/30/2014 8:29:56 AM PST by atc23 (The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever.)
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