Skip to comments.If Hitler Could Tweet
Posted on 02/01/2014 1:20:14 PM PST by Ari Bussel
Twitter comments by Irans President boasting victories over the idiot countries of the world got me thinking. What if Hitler could have tweeted his thoughts after his conference with Chamberlain at Munich?
Hmmm. Perhaps he would have said something like hashtag/Peace in our time. Sure, Right, LOL, or hashtag/Gotta love those Brits. Or maybe hashtag/Look out Jews ☺.
However, I was quickly plagued by the thought that had Hitler tweeted his intent, would the world have cared or paid attention?
Judging from the reaction to Irans tweets, apparently not.
Hashtag/Oh those Mullahs, what kibitzers!
I will refrain from Brits-bashing in this piece except to say their anti-Semitism still remains intact, despite the fact no Jewish accountants have ever been accused of blowing up London trains, or chopping up British soldiers on city streets.
No tweets from Hitler, no matter how obvious, would have changed the course of World War II, and more frighteningly, it doesnt seem that it will affect the current craziness, either.
Irans intent to rule the world with a caliphate empire is not a secret, hashtag/terrorism/nuclear ambitions.
Yet no matter how blatant their gall and rhetoric, the world laughs, as it laughed at old Adolph and his kinky mustache. Oh those despots, what kidders!
Sadly, I am not surprised the world is oblivious to what is staring it in the face, human nature never changes and a fool remains a fool.
What frightens me is the fact I have always embraced the notion that had there been an Israel before WWII, at least six million lives could have been saved. Perhaps more.
In my mind I see Israel as some type of intervention against the evils of Nazism. Able to leap tall buildings at a single bound, faster than a speeding bullet, to swoop in and save its people from the atrocities of the Germans. I now see Israel may have to stand alone.
There are approximately six and a half million Jews in Israel today. An interesting number to be sure with almost half the worlds Jewish population in one place. Hashtag/convenient for the haters goals. Perhaps there is no way to stop history from repeating itself.
Lest anyone thinks it was just Hitler hell bent on killing Jews, I must remind everyone, he was in cahoots with the Mufti and other Arab leaders in his murderous intent.
Now, Iran speaks loudly and clearly that it will destroy Israel and the Jewish people.
The worlds reaction to this bit of news? Hashtag/what a kidder?
The president of the United States ends the successful oppressive sanctions on Irans regime that may well have led to the demise of the Mullahs. This action will allow Iran to speed rapidly toward its goal of world domination. Hashtag/ethnic cleansing.
What was going on in the leader of the free worlds mind, I choose not to think. Or perhaps it will serve no purpose to truly know his intentions when his actions frighten us enough.
Sadly, Israel must: Israel is forced to deal with the betrayal of a once valuable ally and stand alone in its determination to avoid extinction. Hashtag/dodo bird/Israel.
The real tragedy is Israel may not be able to avoid this and may just wind up a footnote in the annals of human history.
Rational people see the Jewish State as the barrier in the march of Islamic extremism and increased worldwide terror.
This new Iranian policy is a conundrum for the Israeli government. Enabling Irans nuclear ambitions has put Netanyahu in a highly explosive position.
If Israel attacks, there will be sure and swift retribution. Iran has been preparing for such an eventuality for years by arming Hezbollah and Hamas with highly effective weaponry they will use against Israel immediately.
The United States is not even a player in the scenario it has created, however the entire Middle East will succumb to flames and death.
If Israel does not attack before Iran secures nuclear weapons, the entire region will eventually be forced into a nuclear exchange of apocalyptic proportions. Hashtag/Israel and Saudis friends? Whodda guessed?
President Harry Truman was a smart man and a great president. He ended World War II when he realized the rules of engagement had changed.
Japanese Kamikaze pilots were a real game changer. Truman understood one couldnt overcome an enemy who is willing to die to kill you. Hashtag/art of war relevant no more.
Unfortunately, this lesson has been lost in the annals of time.
The United States today, under President Obama, is as naïve about world terrorism and its mindset as a victim in a Wes Craven thriller. Hashtag/someone is behind you, turn around!
When the administration called the Fort Hood massacre a workplace violence incident, I laughed out loud. Then I cried. Hashtag/Islam is a Peaceful Religion.
I cried for all the children who will be murdered in the upcoming holocaust.
Madmen dont have a sense of humor. Madmen kill and thats how they get their laughs. Hashtag/Yuk it up with Charlie Manson.
When good men begin to take the crazies of the world seriously and proactively instead of with their usual reactive response, children will stop dying and evil will stop winning.
I wish to tweet a message to the nations of the world:
Peace on you. hashtag/how stupid can you be?
If Gamers fought WWII.
*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u ***s im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
Roosevelt: gj patton
Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
T0J0: my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all ***s
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o ****!
*paTTon has left the game.*
“If Hitler Could Tweet”
Bet he could Twerk though!
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At first I thought the the word “tweet” in the headline said, “twerk.”
I can’t imagine that. It’s just too horrible to think about.
I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.
OK now that was really funny!
Sorry for the difficulties.