[shineon]

Some problems seem a lot harder than they actually are.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Thank you !

[Mygirlsmom]

Well unfix it already....I’ve had enough winter for several years!!!!

[GMMC0987]

Thanks for nothing! I’d been counting on Global Warming to keep my driveway and sidewalks clear of ice. Everything was working according to plan until you messed everything up!

[cripplecreek]

I’m gonna sue.

[Vendome]

That’s it?

Nuh th Enn humorous?

Just “I fixed it?”.

Clinton use to pull this. Yeah, things would work out and there he was suddenly co-opting and taking credit for something”

IBTZ ....

/S

[Red Badger]

Okay, SO YOU’RE THE ONE I CAN BLAME FOR ALL THIS ICE!.......................

[Gadsden1st]

We have enough snowbirds!! Whatever you are doing....STOP!

[no-to-illegals]

Gee ... and you were so kind. You did it for FREE. {{HUGS}}

[wbill]

I'm planning on breaking your fix. Probably around May. Might be as early as April, depending on my whimsy.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[onedoug]

As credible as any other claim.

[nickcarraway]

Can you fix my remote control?

[outofsalt]

You are clearly a fraud! Anything man does contributes to global warming!

[AppyPappy]

Bring it back. We are freezing down here

[mountn man]

Oh great. Now that you fixed Gorebull Warming, we're going to go into an ice age just like they predicted in the 70's, when they told us about the hole in the ozone layer.

Oh well, I love to ski.

[Mr. K]

Great - thanks!

Now can you fix Obamacare?

[PoloSec]

So you must have learned how to capture cattle and human flatulence.

[bmwcyle]

I don’t believe in Global Warming fixers either.

[raccoonradio]

Yup the earth is getting warmer and we nasty humans are to blame. That's why we're having such warm weather now. You can go outside and run around in your bare feet in February! And Al Gore predicted in 2008 that the polar ice caps would be totally gone five years from then. Yeah, that's why the ocean level has risen so much eh...actually maybe the sun is to blame for this "climate change". We must...ban the sun!

[Larry381]

You're a true patriot-ignore all the naysayers-probably just jealous of your talent and good looks.
Now excuse me while I head outside with my new jackhammer to dig out my cars.

[Cyber Liberty]

Did you fix Dick Cheney’s Hurricane machine he used to destroy New Orleans and kill all those black and brown people?