Vanity - I fixed Global Warming

[shineon]

I was tinkering around in my basement right before Christmas and discovered something that totally fixed global warming. As you can see, cooler weather is working quite nicely now.

The winter climate is changing back to the way it was when I was growing up in New England.

No-one will believe me but I can assure you the earth no longer has a fever.

And it wasn't that hard to fix.

[PoloSec]

So you must have learned how to capture cattle and human flatulence.

[Mad Dawg]

I’m hoping the fix involves drinking whiskey.

[bmwcyle]

I don’t believe in Global Warming fixers either.

[raccoonradio]

Yup the earth is getting warmer and we nasty humans are to blame. That's why we're having such warm weather now. You can go outside and run around in your bare feet in February! And Al Gore predicted in 2008 that the polar ice caps would be totally gone five years from then. Yeah, that's why the ocean level has risen so much eh...actually maybe the sun is to blame for this "climate change". We must...ban the sun!

[Larry381]

You're a true patriot-ignore all the naysayers-probably just jealous of your talent and good looks.
Now excuse me while I head outside with my new jackhammer to dig out my cars.

[Cyber Liberty]

Did you fix Dick Cheney’s Hurricane machine he used to destroy New Orleans and kill all those black and brown people?

[T. P. Pole]

I sure wish you had told me. I was playing with the same thing just before Christmas, and I think you may have synchronized with my change, augmenting it. We may need to dial it back a bit.

[Moltke]

I beat you to it - by 5 seconds! Hah!

[Bigg Red]

Well, thank you. But perhaps you are not as clever as your talents warrant. A clever fellow would find a way to make money with this. Just ask Al Gore.