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Vanity - I fixed Global Warming
Posted on 02/18/2014 8:58:18 AM PST by shineon
I was tinkering around in my basement right before Christmas and discovered something that totally fixed global warming. As you can see, cooler weather is working quite nicely now.
The winter climate is changing back to the way it was when I was growing up in New England.
No-one will believe me but I can assure you the earth no longer has a fever.
And it wasn't that hard to fix.
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To: shineon
So you must have learned how to capture cattle and human flatulence.
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posted on
02/18/2014 9:29:55 AM PST
by
PoloSec
( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
To: shineon
I’m hoping the fix involves drinking whiskey.
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posted on
02/18/2014 9:49:41 AM PST
by
Mad Dawg
(In te, Domine, speravi: non confundar in aeternum.)
To: shineon
I don’t believe in Global Warming fixers either.
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posted on
02/18/2014 9:52:19 AM PST
by
bmwcyle
(People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
To: shineon
Yup the earth is getting warmer and we nasty humans are to blame. That's why we're having such warm weather now. You can go outside and run around in your bare feet in February! And Al Gore predicted in 2008 that the polar ice caps would be totally gone five years from then. Yeah, that's why the ocean level has risen so much eh...actually maybe the sun is to blame for this "climate change". We must...ban the sun!
To: shineon
You're a true patriot-ignore all the naysayers-probably just jealous of your talent and good looks.
Now excuse me while I head outside with my new jackhammer to dig out my cars.
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posted on
02/18/2014 10:23:22 AM PST
by
Larry381
("God is dead." (Nietzsche, 1885) "Nietzsche is dead." (God, 1900))
To: shineon
Did you fix Dick Cheney’s Hurricane machine he used to destroy New Orleans and kill all those black and brown people?
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posted on
02/18/2014 10:29:49 AM PST
by
Cyber Liberty
(H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
To: shineon
I sure wish you had told me. I was playing with the same thing just before Christmas, and I think you may have synchronized with my change, augmenting it. We may need to dial it back a bit.
To: shineon
I beat you to it - by 5 seconds! Hah!
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posted on
02/18/2014 11:31:48 AM PST
by
Moltke
(Sapere aude!)
To: shineon
Well, thank you. But perhaps you are not as clever as your talents warrant. A clever fellow would find a way to make money with this. Just ask Al Gore.
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posted on
02/18/2014 11:35:08 AM PST
by
Bigg Red
(O LORD, our Lord, how majestic is your name in all the earth! Ps 8)
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