[Libloather]

Why fix a perfect plan which was developed in Pelosi's secret meetings?

[HiTech RedNeck]

95% dead skunk, 5% lollipop.

So if the GOP wants to get rid of it, they are lollipop haters.

[TigersEye]

0bamaCare - Not One Republican Voted For It

[Liz]

Vote-crazed Dems 2014 battle plan bravely recognizes the train wreck AKA as Obama/Care. So blitzed-out party operatives have crafted a mind-numbing strategy to try blunting the GOP’s advantage. They plan to tell voters that electing Republicans would only make the O/Care problems worse:

Democrats will assert that O/Care under a Republican majority would:

<><> cause life-saving prescription prices to rise,

<><> empower greedy insurance companies that once covered them w/ affordable plans,

<><> engender domestic violence, chronic depression, impotency, and acne,

<><> exacerbate foreign policy w/ threats of nuclear war, Mideast violence and a two-state solution.

[Liz]

Everybody knows Obama's botched October healthcare rollout was giving Democrats so much agita, they could hardly keep track of their vast offshore holdings. Millions could have been lost into the pockets of snarky investment counselors "aggregating the numbers," but Democrats were so besieged by falling poll numbers, they would never even know it.

Sniffle.

So what happened was the compassionate White House graciously sent its chief of staff Denis McDonough to hold an unpublicized meeting with Sen. Michael Bennet (DIM-Colo), chairman of the Senate Democrats’ campaign arm.

Alas, it was not pretty---Denis was met w/ Democrats' anger and anxiety that O/Care’s costly train wreck rollout could actually cost their party its majority at midterms.

Denis and Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee (DSCC) Chair Bennet discussed what the helpful White House could possibly do for vulnerable Senate Democrats.

Talk revolved around Democrats developing a "stronger relationship" with the White House. But this cockamamie idea was quickly discarded. After all, Democrats reasoned, who would believe a ditzy story like that...other than the brain dead MSM.

Democrats whined that Obama was not sympathetic enough to their plight. After the Republican-led government shutdown, Dems had been super-confident they would retain the Senate, maybe even regain the House......but, that optimism vanished as O/Care problems kept mounting and multiplying.

Speaker wannabe Nancy Pelosi disconsolately went back to sucking-up everything in sight.

COS Denis valiantly tried to calm ballistic Senators, saying off-the-record: “I know these guys are nervous as hell. I mean, all of their jobs are on the line, because Obamacare is the only thing making the biggest political waves. It’s a nightmare.”

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WATTA RELIEF--DEMOCRATS COME UP WITH THE ONLY WORKABLE SOLUTION Obama recently announced the White House's 2014 Senate strategy: "Keep Obama away." The extensive midterm campaign strategy is built around one unavoidable fact: Hardly any candidates in the most competitive states want President Barack Obama anywhere near them on the campaign trail.

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Poster cackles---hums theme from "Jaws."

[centurion316]

The Democrats know that lying to the People is the very best way. The thing is, they are probably right.

[Amendment10]

If the Democrats had given lawmakers time to review constitutionally indefensible Obamacare Democratcare before they rammed it through Congress, then they may not be in this mess.

[Don Corleone]

Why fix a perfect plan which was developed in Pelosi's secret meetings?

Did you see her face on TV today? She ought to sue the doctor (If he really was licensed) for the botox breakdown. I've a box of prunes that looks better than she.