Posted on 02/24/2014 9:01:19 AM PST by Carriage Hill
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
True, but it is easier to scoop up with a shovel! Plus you get a good buddy and home security out of it! ;-)
Harold Ramis died?
I did not know he had a rare disease.
LOL!
Hahaha, “Black people are anti-black people!”
That’s the end of James Lee’s career...
LOL!
My old house in Bethesda was a rabbit maternity village.
We had litters every spring in the front yard garden and in the hedge row in the back.
Just don’t call them “thugs.”
They love my hedgerow too.
I guess you had a really hopping place.
Wait, what? $547 for a 20lb package to US Military? People send stuff over there all the time. Can’t be THAT expensive. Use USPS Flat Rate/APO:
http://www.disboards.com/archive/index.php/t-2603048.html
I didn’t know he was sick either. My old family business was in the movie “Stripes” and my parents got to meet him and Bill Murray at a cast party. Harold Ramis was responsible for nearly all my favorite comedies, he really got my funny bone. He will be missed.
*groan*
Good point; if you cage one of those, and they’re easy to ID, shoot it humanely. When I had my Farm, I had rabid raccoons attack me in the Jeep and on the tractor, and I had to shoot and bury. DON”T TOUCH; use a shovel.
During the commercial break, WJR had a preview of tomorrow’s Frank Beckman show. Evidently, John Dingell thinks serving in the house “is obnoxious.” Yeah, so obnoxious that he spent a lifetime there....
He discusts me!
Yes, and they clear-cut millions of acres, taking-out all the woodlands, leaving vast areas without any groundcovers or wind buffers. The wind erosion was huge.
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