/mark
Wait for it.....climate change to blame.
Laz, you are great for business. Phone is ringing off the hook from those wanting guaranteed protection from volcanoes. Thanks Laz!!!
..the thought of Yogi Bear and Boo Boo being incinerated in a pyroclastic flow is too terrible to imagine..
“What has scientists very concerned is that Yellowstone has suddenly begun emitting massive amounts of Helium-4.”
If by suddenly, he means 2 million years ago, then, yes, suddenly. (*snort*)
:)
When you see the volcanic plume, place head between knees and kiss your butt good bye.
I had to look this one up, but helium 4 is the most common isotope of helium, accounting for 99.9 % of all helium. This article is correct about the deformation and recent studies show more magma than thought under Yellowstone. However, there are no signs it’s pending any sort of eruption.
Therefore, I’m unpacking my car for the moment. However I am restocking the bunker in my back yard in anticipation of a nuclear confrontation with Russia. ;-)
One good thing here is D.C. is down wind....
Save the wolves! Somebody....anybody......Save the wolves!
There appears to be a lot of hype here. Not a new phenomenon.
This helium has been escaping for roughly 2 million years, according to scientists:
http://www.rsc.org/chemistryworld/2014/02/yellowstone-ancient-helium
That’s from the chemistry folks, not a prepper blog.
All glowbull warming believer are need to report immediately to Yellowstone park and stand on top of the helium dome to keep it from opening up. They need to chant their chants to pacify mother gaia earth not to blow up. and to offer themselves as a willing sacrifice to pacify mother earth gaia.
The information on Helium is enlightening.......
The last time you said “We are all going to DIE!” (well, not the last time, but a few dozen times ago), I went out and bought a dune buggy. After welding spikes all over it, buying a chain mail... suit, for my bride, and stocking up on arrows, nothing happened. I had to sell the left over spikes for scrap!
Is there any insurance for this not happening?
Helium 4 gas? Oh great. Now all the park rangers are going to start talking like chipmunks.
Yellowstone finally blows or complete and utter financial collapse or nuclear annihilation from the Russians or Chinese...place your bets, ladies and gentlemen.
Hey! Was Wayne Newton born near Yellowstone?
Appease Pele. Thrown the highest ranking Hawaiian you can find into the volcano.