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Your porn is not Canadian enough, CRTC warns erotica channels
National Post ^ | March 5, 2014 | Tristin Hopper

Posted on 03/06/2014 6:57:25 AM PST by Loyalist

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To: Loyalist

It's a dead giveaway if it ain't real Canadian porn. Real Canadians have funny heads.

41 posted on 03/06/2014 7:29:32 AM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: Buckeye Battle Cry

Talk about an act of war...


42 posted on 03/06/2014 7:34:05 AM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: Loyalist

Now and then I have thoughts of a bit of French Canadian porn.

43 posted on 03/06/2014 7:35:22 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Stalin Blamed The Kulaks,Obama Blames The Tea Party)
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To: fieldmarshaldj
It's a dead giveaway if it ain't real Canadian porn. Real Canadians have funny heads.

Hey,they got to know Celine Dion quite well.For that they have my respect.

44 posted on 03/06/2014 7:38:04 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Stalin Blamed The Kulaks,Obama Blames The Tea Party)
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To: Boogieman

“A riot is a terrible thing...and I think it’s about time we had one!!”


45 posted on 03/06/2014 8:14:24 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: reg45
and perhaps some polar bears, hockey, and curling.

Hey, Baby. I'm bringin' the hammer now!"


46 posted on 03/06/2014 8:15:48 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Loyalist

One closed-caption file would work for all porn films. Something along the lines of

He: “Unnnnh. Uggggghhh. Uh uh uh.”
She: “Unnnnh. Ugggggghh. Oof oof oof.”
It: “Woof woof.”


47 posted on 03/06/2014 8:21:16 AM PST by IronJack
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To: Loyalist

Do we give an award for most amusing headline? lol


48 posted on 03/06/2014 8:25:33 AM PST by RIghtwardHo
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To: driftdiver
Well porn just isn’t porn when the models are wearing parkas.

Maybe not enough hockey sticks?

49 posted on 03/06/2014 8:43:39 AM PST by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: Loyalist; Slings and Arrows; Clive; exg; Alberta's Child; albertabound; AntiKev; backhoe; ...
To all- please ping me to Canadian topics.

Canada Ping!

50 posted on 03/06/2014 8:59:26 AM PST by Squawk 8888 (I'd give up chocolate but I'm no quitter)
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To: Loyalist

Send in the mounties!


51 posted on 03/06/2014 10:11:47 AM PST by Organic Panic
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To: Buckeye McFrog; Organic Panic
send in the mounties

Debbie Does Saskatoon.

Tied for the best post so far....

52 posted on 03/06/2014 10:17:14 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Stalin Blamed The Kulaks,Obama Blames The Tea Party)
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To: Squawk 8888; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
This is a job for the Trailer Park Boys!


53 posted on 03/06/2014 10:22:40 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Gay State Conservative

Okay, maybe. As long as I don’t have to hear her sing.


54 posted on 03/06/2014 10:26:51 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: faithhopecharity

There should also be some overly-polite pickup lines and lots of apologies.


55 posted on 03/06/2014 10:28:26 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: canuck_conservative
Beaver are almost extinct these days.

Damn.

I blame the Brazilians.

56 posted on 03/06/2014 10:55:17 AM PST by NeoCaveman (DC, it's Versailles on the Potomac but without the food and culture)
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To: Gay State Conservative

We got ways of making people pronounce the letter O.


57 posted on 03/06/2014 11:02:48 AM PST by wally_bert (There are no winners in a game of losers. I'm Tommy Joyce, welcome to the Oriental Lounge.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

J to the ROC already did his part, nowhamsaying?


58 posted on 03/06/2014 11:40:35 AM PST by SoothingDave
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To: SoothingDave

I was thinking of Randy Bobandy, and I really wish I wasn’t.


59 posted on 03/06/2014 11:55:12 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (Richard Warman censors free speech.)
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To: Loyalist

I sent this story to a friend and he sent the following back:

Do you know why Canadians don’t have group sex? Too many thank-you notes.


60 posted on 03/06/2014 1:03:42 PM PST by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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