Or pet BowWow.
Yes.
The dogs are hardcore criminals, addicted to nylabone and snausages.
Then they join canine gangs, so obviously law enforcement must execute every dog they see.
Otherwise there’d be a dog uprising crime wave!
Then there’s the high capacity assault chihuahuas!
/ bad attempt at joke.
Yes, I did neglect to mention that.
Kinda glad I don’t have a dog anymore, deprives jackboots of one more “feel good” action they can do should they feel the need to bless me with their attention.