[Atlas Sneezed]

“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”

William Shakespeare - Henry VI, Part 2 Act 4, Scene 2

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Ha-ha. I get it now. Funny joke.

[Sideshow Bob]

“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”

William Shakespeare - Henry VI, Part 2 Act 4, Scene 2

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Ha-ha. I get it now. Funny joke.

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A busload of lawyers on their way to a convention careens off a bridge and plunges into a waterway. All are drowned. What's the larger tragedy?

There were 3 open seats.

[Sideshow Bob]

Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day.

"My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy.

"Tommy," replied the second.

"My Daddy's an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy.

Tommy replied, "My Daddy's a lawyer."

"Honest?" asked Billy.

"No, just the regular kind", replied Tommy.

[Sideshow Bob]

A group of Middle Eastern terrorists burst into the conference room at the Ramada Hotel where the American Bar Association was holding its Annual Convention. More than a hundred attorneys were taken as hostages.

The terrorist leader announced that, unless their demands were met, they would release one attorney every hour.

[Sideshow Bob]

“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”
William Shakespeare - Henry VI, Part 2 Act 4, Scene 2

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Ha-ha. I get it now. Funny joke.

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OK, last 2 jokes (and there's a million more)

Q: What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
A: Senator.

Q: What's wrong with lawyer jokes?
A: Lawyers don't think they're funny and other people don't think they're jokes.