Here Are The States That Are Most Likely To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse

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Here Are The States That Are Most Likely To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse

Megan Willett
Mar. 26, 2014, 7:33 PM

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There's some debate about how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Some say science will save us all, some will rely on math, and still others are banking on specialty gadgets. You can buy Zombie Apocalypse survival kits, and there are even Zombie Apocalypse maps that pinpoint where the danger zones would be in a zombie-mergency.

But the geniuses at Estately have crunched the numbers and determined which U.S. states are the best prepared for any zombie-related disasters in the near future based on 11 metrics, from residents' physical ability to weapons access.

Estately zombie apocalypse states ranking Estately

We weren't kidding when we said Estately crunched the numbers for all sorts of zombie-busting factors. Here's what the company looked at for each state:

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[OneWingedShark]

And, like I said... you guys are all talk.
It certainly doesn't look to me like TX is all that ready to fight for liberty.

[Eaker]

You can’t seem to understand my posts and yours are just blah, blah blah so I guess we are at the impasse where the wise man quits trying to teach a pigeon to play chess.

[Ditter]

Your daughter is adorable! :)

[OneWingedShark]

ou can’t seem to understand my posts and yours are just blah, blah blah so I guess we are at the impasse where the wise man quits trying to teach a pigeon to play chess.

I understand your post perfectly — you claim that TX is the most likely state to throw off federal tyranny…
what I am saying is you'll never do it, you're all talk.

[DelaWhere]

LOL, been right here...

Reading lots of posts just not been posting a whole lot...

Actively posting on prepper chats and facebook, but always keep one foot on home base (freerepublic.com)

Hmmm, guess I am not as active - took me 5 days to answer this... Will try to do better!

[Smokin' Joe]

Minnesota and North Dakota should be much higher, due to freezing temperatures. If the outbreak happened in the winter six months, the zombies would be popcicles. Easily survivable.

Like Alaska, a snowmobile and a rifle, or anything to bash/remove zombie heads with, and in just a few months, the frozen zombie horde would be severely depleted.

While Minnesotans are just about liberal enough to declare them an endangered species after that, in North Dakota, they'd be hunted to extinction...

[Smokin' Joe]

How would the zombies get here to neighbor islands?

Walk. They're already dead, so they don't need to breathe.