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How to Consciously Uncouple: Advice for a drama-free divorce from Gwyneth Paltrow’s guru
National Review ^ | 03/27/2014 | Katherine Connell

Posted on 03/27/2014 6:40:34 AM PDT by SeekAndFind

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To: madprof98
No doubt their kids will be delighted to find they have “coparents” in their lives.

Bad enough to go through life with a name like "Apple".

21 posted on 03/27/2014 7:07:00 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Jack Hydrazine
I don't even like her name.

Leni

22 posted on 03/27/2014 7:07:39 AM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: jimbo123
He’s a homo and she’s annoying.

How do I know he's gay?

He listens to Coldplay.

23 posted on 03/27/2014 7:07:48 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: SeekAndFind
I think Gwyneth is consciously uncoupling because she knows Chris Martin has been copulously consciously coupling with others besides her.

I konw she's a head case but still a beautiful woman.


24 posted on 03/27/2014 7:08:47 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: jimbo123

“He’s a homo...”

So it’s not just his music that sucks?


25 posted on 03/27/2014 7:08:54 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: allendale
More New Age nonsense. There are two children involved

Isn't one named Apple?

26 posted on 03/27/2014 7:09:52 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)
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To: dfwgator

No, he IS Coldplay. Which makes him uber-gay.


27 posted on 03/27/2014 7:10:01 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: Rummyfan

I’m usually not into scrawny chicks (hell, who am I kidding - the list of chicks who will let me into them is small to non-existent) - but you are oh so very right about her. She is beautiful


28 posted on 03/27/2014 7:12:01 AM PDT by Hegewisch Dupa
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To: Jack Hydrazine

I did not know she was Jewish until just now, but yeah, she’s the perfect fit..................


29 posted on 03/27/2014 7:34:27 AM PDT by Red Badger (LIberal is an oxymoron......................)
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To: SeekAndFind

Meanwhile my wonderful wife and I are celebrating our 21st anniversary today. Then again we don’t have a kid named “Apple” so...


30 posted on 03/27/2014 7:36:04 AM PDT by Wyatt's Torch
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To: SeekAndFind

They left out the most important part:

“Marry somebody you don’t love in the first place.”


31 posted on 03/27/2014 7:36:39 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: Red Badger

Gwyneth Paltrow’s long lineage of rabbis
http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4050404,00.html


32 posted on 03/27/2014 7:38:10 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

I like her mom...............


33 posted on 03/27/2014 7:43:55 AM PDT by Red Badger (LIberal is an oxymoron......................)
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To: Red Badger

Why is that?


34 posted on 03/27/2014 7:45:12 AM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: Red Badger

Dittos


35 posted on 03/27/2014 7:46:44 AM PDT by Hegewisch Dupa
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To: Jack Hydrazine

Blythe Danner is gorgeous................


36 posted on 03/27/2014 7:51:40 AM PDT by Red Badger (LIberal is an oxymoron......................)
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To: SeekAndFind

My wife is in charge of uncoupling in our house.


37 posted on 03/27/2014 7:53:13 AM PDT by morphing libertarian
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To: SeekAndFind

“Mommy and Daddy just consciously uncoupled and I’m still stuck with the name Apple. At least it’s better than Microsoft.”


38 posted on 03/27/2014 7:55:09 AM PDT by Yaelle
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To: SeekAndFind

One good thing may come of this. Chris writes killer songs. If she broke his heart, we might expect some more classics from ColdPlay.


39 posted on 03/27/2014 7:55:57 AM PDT by Yaelle
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To: MissH

I would have been much more comfortable if they would have named their second child Banana or Grape.


Or Samsung?


40 posted on 03/27/2014 7:57:34 AM PDT by Yaelle
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