Posted on 04/06/2014 7:30:19 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine
I knew I had reached old age when a girl in her late twenties who was thinking of buying a house from me told someone she had talked to an older, overweight gentleman.
“Thank the National Organization of Women...”
The left will have their way, and eventually be left out...thing how many of these have-been leftist b...h’s look more and more like Helen Thomas...
Last Labor Day weekend I was at a 60th high school reunion...several of my female classmates turned my head that weekend...and I thought, where the hell was I 60 years ago...not to notice then... :)
Creeped by breasts like coconut halves? Ah, come on...you are having us on, our FRiend!
I think I need to change the subject...
Women expect something different?
Hit the gym, quit whining "I can't help it, I had kids...."
I still feel young inside.
once in a while during the rare times I am out with a buddy i’ll nudge him to check out that hot girl.
Then I get reminded that in 46, not 26.
Ugh
life is a cruel joke.....
ROFLMAO!
Life BEGINS at 50! Your children are raised and off on their own, you’ve shed their father by now, (who has had his ‘mid-life crisis’ and done you the FAVOR of running off with someone else; he’s HER problem now, LOL!) you’re in your peak earning years, you’ve found the man you WANT to grow old with and you can pretty much LAUGH at the author of this piece of TRIPE!
That is all. :)
So they can't use their bodies and good looks anymore to leverage resources, so now what? A government program?
I call BS.
Today is my 23 wedding anniversary and neither of us are under fifty nor or we the fit cut figures of youth and vigor. I love my bride more today than I did the day ee married.
Society does not value age and experience which is sad.
One day it occurred to me “If I can feel her, she’s got to feel me.” It livened up my life a bit.
My innocence probably saved me, though. My brother is a 59 year old flight attendant, still single, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen him with a woman much over 30. His current girlfriend is 29 and apparently it’s pretty serious.
To me they are kids the same age as my daughters.
Yes.
Awwwwwwww. That's how two thirds of men feel their whole life.
That is strange for Kentucky since coconut's are native from there. Shivved oil filters? Sure, coconut's...Strange man.
(sadly however, you seem to have let that vignette fish slip the hook d:^)
There was a Doonesbury comic strip on that topic.
>Anyway, the reason I bring it up: She leaned against me to see the pictures on the back of my camera and they felt like a couple of coconut halves.
Really creepy.<
Hmmm..., put me in touch with her. I’ll have her do the same thing to me and let you know how creepy it was....
UM....where do YOU and your friends hang out?
Oh yea, Wisconsin duh....
I was in a store a while back buying some milk and this HOT lady in her fifties reached in the case and got 2% milk. I said “You’re a perfect advertisement for that.”
As I picked up the whole milk she smiled and said “Thank you. I see you like the real stuff, the kind that’ll get you in trouble.”
I said something like “Yeah, a lot of things get me in trouble.”
She said “Sometimes trouble can be fun.”
I said something stupid and walked away.
I get in the car and tell my wife what happened. She explained to me that the woman took my comment as flirting and the woman was flirting back. Sadly, there was a time when she wouldn’t have had to explain that to me. I’m losing my touch. No, I’ve already lost my touch.
I'm guessing that's his way of saying they were plastic boobs.
You got that right.
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