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To: Red in Blue PA

So, I’m axing....just why don’t these guys just produce a No-no hair eradicator that works on a man’s beard.

I mean, apparently all the stigma of being a p@ssy, er uh, excuse me, metrosexual —— no, no...that ain’t right, either. A man who likes his forearm and chest to feel like they’ve just had a fresh wax.....dammit! That ain’t it, either. As bald assed as a baby? Nope, that ain’t it, either....

Hell, I just give up. I shave once a week, maybe. I use some old Braun electric shaver I’ve had for 20 years. Smooth, soft? I don’t give a crap...I just shave when the man-stubble irritates me.

All you manginas out there need to get a grip. [Not directed to you, Red in Blue PA]


6 posted on 04/18/2014 8:56:34 AM PDT by Gaffer (Comprehensive Immigration Reform is just another name for Comprehensive Capitulation)
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To: Gaffer

Cletus does a brih-hog 3x/week with his Norelco.
I get new blade sets annually.
I usually use “Romney-Shave”* to relieve the obligatory “shaver bites” to a minimum.

* Google it; “Lectric Shave”


12 posted on 04/18/2014 9:04:02 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The Acronym explains the science.)
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To: Gaffer

“So, I’m axing”

You use an ax on your beard?


62 posted on 04/18/2014 10:06:30 AM PDT by TexasGator
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