Posted on 04/21/2014 2:43:45 PM PDT by Biggirl
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ONe of my favorites is from Larry the Cable Guy
“She is so ugly, she’d make Ray Charles flinch!”
LMAO
I bet when she farts, she sniffs
Call me racist, but this black idiot is proving the point about them being LOW information voters!! GEEZUZ what a blithering idiot!
I didn’t hear any sarcasm and was looking for it.
Glad I’m wrong.
That had to be some Hill Staffer. He rattled off too many talking points in a row.
Must work for Pelosi....I recognize the babbling idiot resemblance
was on the phone from Texas.....my property is right in the middle of ground zero......
WHich ground zero...the hail? or the BLM horsechit?
(I need to know whether to bring a tent or re-load!)
OH....and I will need a quarter horse....they will be WAY more fun, whenone goes to cut a liberal from the herd!!
I am slippin the piggin string in my teeth, even as I type ;-)
Red River....the acreage feeds into the Red River
only have quarters but damn ....they got big....a quarter used to be 15 to 16 hands...them suckers are 16 to 18 hands now
OK, if not a Quarter horse, a paint, or appaloosa will do in a pinch ;-)
Now you see...the humor in all of this chat is...I am talking as if I am still a gal that used to do tandem bareback riding (ON A HORSE you perv!)..and at my age...Im thinking I need a quarter horse that has a sense of humor.. ;-) I can almost see the horse now...looking at me...land thinking....”Ummmmmmmmmmmmm NO...HELL no...you want anything faster than a trot, you gonna need a Cadillac, not me!”
had a stallion once...mean as a red head
quarter horses are fun animals
there is a cowboy phrase that means what it says
” screwed in the saddle “
it is that moment you relax while in the saddle all loosey goosey and the damn horse gets spooked and hard cuts left or right
your lower back twists in the motion and the pain lasts 10 days easy
I am not a professional...I am a recreational rider...and I always bring treats for my mount (again, Im talkin the horse here) LOL
I like chocolate mint pillow mints....leaves the horse hungry however
Carrot and apple slices...and if I am REALLY magnanimous, I bring a bag of oat granola for the steed
chocolate mint...that is SOOOOOOOOO Motel 6
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chocolate mint...that is SOOOOOOOOO Motel 6
I’m a cheap date
we’ll leave the lite on fer ya
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