"CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKLES!"
Posted on 04/23/2014 6:43:46 PM PDT by EveningStar
Did you hear what they found in Monica’s dress?
A wad of bills!
Transporter Psychosis
I think the alien strains syphilis from all those green women over the years have finally gotten to his brain.
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I am going to accept your diagnosis. It is for the greater good in this case.
Yes. She was drinking by the pool. She fell down, hit her head, knocked herself out and rolled into the water.
William loved her dearly. Which is why he told anyone who would listen what an alcoholic cokehead she was after her death.
‘Nobody’s known, the tribbles I’ve known ...’
Hey, what a great crowd! I don’t care what anyone says, you
Romulans are OK, hey! Whoa, yeah hit me with your best shot.
Cankleshoen, darling cankleshoen. Yeah, hello young lovers,
Oh oh, hey, yeah yeah yeah! Mmmmmm baby, Spock, Doc, oh!
He’s Canadian. Send Hillary to Canada!
If you haven’t, check out Tim Allen in Last Man Standing.
There are a ‘few’...wish I had a list.
I thought Bwrry already unified us.
Bill Shatner previewed his latest “Priceline” commercial:
Hillary: I thank you for your endorsement. It means a lot coming from you.
Shatner: You do save big on travel costs, didn’t you? What’s your secret?
Hillary: I’m a frequent flyer, so...
Shatner: Now there’s a 2016 campaign slogan. Do you do Priceline? If not, now’s the time to brush up on your Mandarin. I believe that’s my daughter’s speciality.
Hillary: Priceline what?
Shatner: You’re losing the best part of my endorsement. Oh well, maybe one day you CAN breathe new life into that overused cliche, “frequent traveler.” Now I’ve heard everything!
“is the only candidate, who can unite the political parties”
They already are.
Senility strikes!
oh geez , one total asshole interviewing another
God grants long life to some of the wrong people
Jim Janus , aka Jesse Ventura , was a loser as a Navy SEAL ; pushy , bossy , full of himself . NOT a Team player . He left with few friends in the Teams and none respect him now . An obsessive compulsive loud mouth and self promoter .
I have this directly from his former CO
I kid you not
I can forgive Leonard Nimoy, he's made no secret over the years that he's a die-hard lefty. (Anti-Israel, too).
But Bill? Say it ain't so!
He's always struck me as non-political.
He even invited Rush Limbaugh on his show, Raw Nerve. He gave Rush a little bit of a hard time, but was overall quite polite. A terrific interview.
Which surprised me.
Maybe they bonded over the fact that they had the same ENT.
Limbaugh being deaf, and Shatner having suicidal level tinnitus.
What does that have to do with anything, except giving me unpleasant visuals?
I liked Denny Crane too, but the last time I saw the show, which was YEARS ago, he was getting senile dementia.
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