CIA 'Tortures' Muslims with 'Barney the Dinosaur', Bee Gees 'Saturday Night Fever', Meow Mix Theme

PolicyMic ^ | April 22, 2014 | Tom Barnes

[Luke21]

Dora the Explorer would absolutely finish them off.

[tet68]

Jeez, people pay good money to do that in Vegas.

I was thinking they should have played “The East is RED”
by the PLA chorus, with back up by KISS.

Actually any bass thumping rap thug music would melt
their brains like it does youts.

[Optimist]

at least we stopped making them where panties on their head

[bigbob]

Seems to me those reactions are pretty understandable after being forced to listen to non-stop rap-hip-hop.

For me, “Honey” by Bobby Goldsboro would do it...after the 2nd playing I’d tell them anything, just please God make it stop!

[JW1949]

One of the best would be “One Eyed, One Horned Flyin’ Purple People Eater”....

[CrazyIvan]

ayayayeyeyeyayayayayeyeyeyeyey LOL!

[A_Former_Democrat]

How bout “They’re Coming to Take Me Away” by Napoleon XIV ?

Haha hehe hoho

[PUGACHEV]

La Cucharacha should do it in about fifteen minutes, 1/2 hour tops. Unfortunately, the damage would be irreversible. The victim would have it running through what's left of his mind for the rest of his life. It would be horrible beyond description.

[tumblindice]

‘Love Will Keep Us Together’ with the Captain hammering that piano in strobe lighting.

[inpajamas]

Forget the music, a few days of Nancy Polosi videos would crack them all

[inpajamas]

Forget the music, a few days of Nancy Polosi videos would crack them all

[Optimist]

“ayayayeyeyeyayayayayeyeyeyeyey”

Crazy Train —— Irony

[ElkGroveDan]

When I was in college and wanted to annoy other guys in the dorms, or neighbors when I lived in an apartment I tried a lot of different loud rock cuts, but nothing sends people over the edge quicker than Led Zeppelin's "The Crunge." It also works in cubicle office settings. I'm guessing it would probably drive the terrorists insane after a few days.

The Crunge

[manic4organic]

Lana Del Ray has that effect on me.

[Milton Miteybad]

For a weapon of mass destruction, I can’t see how you could do better than Bobby Goldsboro’s “Honey.” After a hour of that, these soldiers of Islam would be begging for the comfort of the grave.

[Grams A]

I have to go through the same crap the Muzzies are being “tortured” with every time the grandkids show up.”

Lighten up grandpa. There will come a time way too soon when they won’t come to your house anymore because of other interests. Get a tape recorder, a microphone, one of those roll out keyboards, a set of drums and a guitar - don’t have to be fancy either - and play your songs and theirs. You could even encourage them to write new words to some of their generation’s music. You have so much of your real life to share which will benefit them down the road.

I remember that my grandpa was totally beside himself the first time he listened to Elvis and considered him a true devil. Several years ago my oldest grandson reminded me that it was kid’s job to drive grandparents crazy and grandparent’s job to figure out how to channel it to something useful. And then you send them home to their parent’s.

[Prospero]

"All I wanna do, is hurt someone,
Until my clip runs out over Santa Monica Boulevard.."

[AnotherUnixGeek]

Just about any piece of music, played loud enough and repeated often enough, is going to scramble brains. The mark of songs we really love is the number of repetitions we will deliberately listen to before we get sick of them. I happened to listen to one of my favorite albums - "Kid A" by Radiohead - today at work for the first time in years.

I repeated "Optimistic" 3 times during the playing of the album, then listened to it again one more time after the album was finished. I could probably have listened to it a few more times - definitely on my "Music Which Can't Be Used To Torture Me" list, which is a more interesting list than a "Desert Island Disc" collection.

[SkyDancer]

My dad told me there’s a commercial in Seattle about cars for kids. Thirty seconds of hearing that (he sent me the audio) would drive you up the wall in less than thirty seconds.

[smokingfrog]

Teletubbie reruns would work well too.