CIA 'Tortures' Muslims with 'Barney the Dinosaur', Bee Gees 'Saturday Night Fever', Meow Mix Theme

PolicyMic ^ | April 22, 2014 | Tom Barnes

[Gasshog]

Wow. Torture just aint what is usedta be.

Put them in...the Comfy Chair!!! while they listen to headphones, that should break them.

[skinkinthegrass]

"Yo Ohko"YIKES! *fingernails on chalkboards*

[skinkinthegrass]

*snicker!* got 'em all beat!..the dreaded, "Hamsters Dance" Screensaver song

[tumblindice]

Or just play TV commercials for bankruptcy attorneys, but with the theme music for the TV show “Mission Impossible.”
Also, run wires from a copy machine to a colender, have an interpreter wear it on his head while someone presses ‘Print’ repeatedly. Tell the goat rapers it’s a combo lie detector/torture machine: h e watches the commercials and listens to the music while shaking and screaming for mercy and warning them they’re next.

[drunknsage]

Have you seen the Bill Burr comment on Yoko and why she sucks?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaCKKHcpf0w

It’s epic.

[elcid1970]

“Muskrat fun! Muskrat fun for everyone!!!”

“Paw dipping! Flat-tail stuff!!”

[KarlInOhio]

muskrat love should be on this list.

Too many detainees were intentionally choking themselves on their own vomit for this to be useful.

[TigersEye]

I don’t want to hear another complaint about water boarding then.

[Monmouth78]

This is actually a pretty extreme thing to do. Remember, these people are heavily restrained in stress positions for very long periods of time as this happens.

[redheadtoo]

When American troops were hunting Noriega, he hid in a convent. Unable to shoot at a building full of nuns, the US troops blasted the song Wild Thing, at him. The stand off didn’t last long.

[Max in Utah]

When the CIA gets really serious they go to “It’s a Small World After All”...

That's the truth!

I took my kids to Disneyland when they were little. We went on the "It's a Small World" ride and I had my fingers in my ears most of the way.

[MeshugeMikey]

talk about cruel and unusual...

[dangus]

Amazingly, on Selena Gomez’ hit single, “Come and Get it,” you can actually here a Pakistani terrorist moaning as he is tortured by it.

Check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-D1EB74Ckg

[skinkinthegrass]

this one is interesting (strange :)

Star Wars - Hamster Dance: http://youtu.be/LHX0wj0KJnw

[dangus]

Worked swell on what?

[null and void]

I had a friend who was stalled in the ride for 45 minutes. He was never quite the same thereafter.

[Fiji Hill]

I have been subject to music torture. Alamo Rent-a-Car used to use a tune called "Don't Worry, Be Happy" as their theme, and when you called them and they put you on hold, you would hear that tune played over and over and over. I wish they had used the song entitled simply Don't Worry